Apolyton Coffee Shop: Spam Be Not Proud

[MrFun]

** MrFun sprinkles fairy dust on GePap **

[Q Classic]

/me doesn't like spam, therfore treats it like a rock and throws it at stupid people.

[MrFun]

GASP -- you don't like capitalist Spam sandwiches??

[Q Classic]

i like the capitalist-made part, and i like the sammich part. it's the that i don't.

/me still has tastebuds.

[GePap]

Originally posted by MrFun
** MrFun sprinkles fairy dust on GePap **

The fairy dust of course had interacted with his spam and become useless

Cute, but useless.

Now, hold still, while I attack the slippers to the nail....

[MrFun]

** MrFun kicks GePap in the balls, then pushes him into a portal **

[GePap]

/me thanks his titanium jock strap and tells MrFun to remember the jammer is STILL working.

Now, STOP wiggling! I am alsmot done opening the bottle of Zima

[MrFun]

** MrFun disappears to somewhere else **

[GePap]

/me reminds MrFun that there is NO ESCAPE, unless......

[MrFun]

yes . . . . ??

[Theben]

Unless you convert!!!

I know a nice female raccoon who could set you "straight"...

/me channels the spirit of Stefu:

[MrFun]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Shogun Gunner]

Come on, Mr. Fun...give it a try...you will like it!

[GePap]

unless you take this anti-furry gun, and kill all the other furries!

/me gets a new set of supplies to deal with Theben

[Q Classic]

/me signals the Squad with an ion painter to deal with furries and their kin.

furries are an abomination! they are worse than alia atreides!