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  • #301
    Originally posted by Tiamat
    THEBEN!! be nice to the poor doggies......you'll confuse them. They'll think your their master if your mean to them.
    I merely informed the doggies of their cruel plight beforehand. Treats were given out based on which doggie was most in need. I do not claim ownership of said doggies, unlike certain coffee shop owners.

    Curses!


    Shouldn't that be, "Curses, foiled again!"?

    /me points & laughs

    HA ha!
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #302
      You might want to ask Kasseopia how it feels to be a dragons torch toy.....he knows quite well
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • #303
        Good thing I was wearing my flame-retardant bat-repellent.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #304
          Damn it commie kitty, Stalinist Kat is coming to get you!
          If you don't like reality, change it! me
          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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          • #305
            *cg tosses a ball of yarn to distract the cat.

            "Ooh! A ball!"

            *cg pounces on the ball of yarn.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #306
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Good thing I was wearing my flame-retardant bat-repellent.
              Ahhhhhhh yes but you didn't have Mr. Winkie cover by that so I see he's a bit..........well.......char broiled shriveled

              It's not nice to mess with mother nature
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • #307
                He can just grow a new one, no big deal.

                What?
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #308
                  che's a mutie! Burn him!
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #309
                    *cg reminds dd, "flame retardant."

                    *cg pours liquid nitrogen down each of Tia's throat.
                    "Frigid *****!"
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #310
                      /me reminds che that even flame retardent materials burn
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #311
                        Yep -- you guys are weird.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #312
                          Raccoon! Kill it!
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #313
                            ** runs out of coffee shop before lynch mob catches the raccoon **
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #314
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara *cg pours liquid nitrogen down each of Tia's throat.
                              "Frigid *****!"
                              May I remind you that I dined on salty sea men earlier and for lack of a better way to put it they do leave a "coating" action in ones throat so your liquid nitrogen was but an apaterife A tasty one at that. And frigid is not a term anyone has ever been able to use about me
                              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                              • #315
                                *cg rents The Dragon Slayer and plays it at the coffee shop.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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