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  • get that Cat a larg Jug of Irish Cream
    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
    I am of the Horde.

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    • Originally posted by Theben
      Your black pot done boileth over.
      Quiet you!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • /me releases the commie hunting dogs
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • hunting dogs,

          oh most excellent

          hope they get a good catch
          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
          I am of the Horde.

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          • Originally posted by DinoDoc
            * DinoDoc releases the commie hunting dogs
            /me wonders what DD is doing with communist dogs. Torturing them, most likely.

            /me gives them treats, and explains how their cruel master is exploiting them for his personal gain

            Go git them dirty capitalists, boys!

            *arf! arf! grrrr.....[/commie dogs]
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • THEBEN!! be nice to the poor doggies......you'll confuse them. They'll think your their master if your mean to them.
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • *cg looks at Tiamat *blink* *blink*

                Didn't Marduk split you in two and toss one half down to make the earth and the other half up to make the heavens?
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • That's still a sore subject.

                  /me wonders why the commie hunting dogs aren't hunting commies
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • /me throws in a Stalinist cat into the shop...
                    If you don't like reality, change it! me
                    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                    • Because you forgot to use a hyphen! Thus, your presumed commie-hunting dogs tuned out to be commie and hunting dogs. Grammar commies win!

                      Woot!
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        *cg looks at Tiamat *blink* *blink*

                        Didn't Marduk split you in two and toss one half down to make the earth and the other half up to make the heavens?
                        Yes but one should truly never underestimate the power of a 5 headed red headed dragon. You have of course heard the old saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...........
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • /me awaits the fight between commie kitty and Stalinist Kat.
                          If you don't like reality, change it! me
                          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                          • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Because you forgot to use a hyphen! Thus, your presumed commie-hunting dogs tuned out to be commie and hunting dogs. Grammar commies win!

                            Woot!
                            Curses!
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • Originally posted by Tiamat
                              "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...........
                              I don't scorn you. I mock you.

                              *cg ties tin cans to Tia's tail.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • OOooooooooooo really Then you obviously have forgotten this dragons famous baseball bat!

                                **Tia shouts to Dino**

                                Dino the bat please......

                                **Dino reaches behind the bar**

                                Tie tin cans to my tail will you....MmmmmUUUUwWWWWAaaaaaaa

                                **Tia catches baseball bat that Dino threw and with one mighty swing THWACKS Che straight into the air with one swing while taking a deep breath and flame broiling him at the same time**

                                There.......guess that will teach him not to tie tin cans around a dragons a$$!
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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