BBC could fall apart

[Chemical Ollie]

Muahahaha, I made Fez abandon his nick!

What a triumph!

Perhaps some clarification is needed.

Fez (noun) = Colourful flat top hat, used by some Muslim men, especially in Turkey and Northern Africa (see picture)

is pronounced the same way as

Fes (verb, past time) = Farted

Then the other forms:

Fis (noun) = Fart

Fisa (verb, present time) = Fart

What made me connect Fez to farting was a silly joke my big brother used to tell when he was a teen:

- Two Turks, one Fez! that in spoken words can mean either " Two, Turks, one hat " or " Two Turks, one (of them) farted "

[chequita guevara]

This thread stinks.

[Solly]

So does the BBC.

And Eastenders is shti.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
This thread stinks.

From the first post to the last

[Boris Godunov]

I just made a huge giancarlo after having some spicy Indian food for lunch. Phew!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
So does the BBC.

And Eastenders is shti.

What? One of the nation's favourite soaps? You awful elitist snob, you!

[Solly]

It is one of the "finest" portrayers of social bias and conditioning out there.

I don't remember the last time a guy made a move on a girl in it without being portrayed as lecherous.

[Dauphin]

It was when Jim went after Dot.

[lightblue]

Yeah Eastenders is **** as well, so is Corrie, and Hollyoaks (though this one is a more attractive wallpaper), and Emmerdale and other crummy soap you care to mention. The whole premise of soaps is that they're ****e.

Something like Shameless on C4 is much more interesting and edgy and funnier version of your basic soaps. And to be fair nothing produced by any of the UK channels at the moment comes close to stuff like The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, The West Wing or ER.

[Solly]

@ lightblue

tv isn't your strongest point is it.

Corrie, Emmerdale - yeah!

Oh, watch BBC1 at 10:30 tonight, it's help in Aberystwyth, David Dimbleby's here about half a km away, might go and rush the place..

[Standup]

BBC is a joke. Sky is on the way up.

That'll be Sky whose only original programming consists of that sit com with the landlord and Club Reps or similar ? And for this you pay way more than the licence fee ? The same Sky whose commitment to regional broadcasting is overwhelming ? The new ITV channel showed its commitment to local TV by trying to cut its output or move it to a central location. When STV bought Grampian one of the first things they looked at was whether Grampian news could be made in Glasgow.

Commercial realities means that a lot of what the BBC does is only going to be done by a public broadcaster not chasing adverts.

Agree about Hardtalk though but then it is cheap to make.

[Paul Hanson]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
Oh, watch BBC1 at 10:30 tonight, it's help in Aberystwyth, David Dimbleby's here about half a km away, might go and rush the place..

I thought about it, but with the BBC being so biased nowadays I decided "**** it", and watched Garth Marenghi's Darkplace instead.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
Okay, I had enough of this. If you want to act like a stuck up person fine.

RRRRAAARRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!

Whew! Just giancarloed another one. Must have been the french beans in garlic and cream sauce.

Look, I'm terribly sorry, but your deficiency in common courtesy is not compensated by the fact that you look like a slightly darker version of Shelley Duvall.

Must lift my left buttock and let another fez out-


PPPOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!

Ah, that's so much better now.

Bit of a Stenchorismo manifesto- or should that be mani-fez-to?


RRRRAAARRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!

[Giancarlo]

This thread is full of moronisms as I call them. Oh grow the **** up.

[Agathon]

People who fart in Green have been engaged in depraved acts with vegetables.