Let's Send Oerdin a Care Package

[Harovan]

Originally posted by Lancer
Any european Apolytoners living near a US miltary base?

I live 10 miles from the base in Bamberg. Don't know if and how it's possible to contact them, though.

[Lancer]

Bamburg? Damn that used to be my base when I wasn't at the border in Hof.

Just walk up to the gate, bring a copy of this thread and ask to talk to someone with a bird or stars. Can't hurt to ask. (Don't mention my name, it won't help)

[Barinthus]

Sir Ralph, you might want to edit this thread some... mentions like dildo and so on... You know, that policy - don't tell don't ask...

Some other possible items would be kool-aid but I'm sure Oerdin have those available where he is. Lotion - gotta smooth over those calluses on his hands.

[Winston]

E-mail sent to Lancer, requesting his address.

It would seem like quite a bit of money could come from this, so how about (aside from food items) also getting Oerdin some of the CD's he might like, some reading material to his liking, stuff like that. Or we could divide the money into two or more packages to be sent at certain intervals, to make Oerdin enjoy it for a longer period of time.

[Barinthus]

Hey! Oerdin mentioned adopting a dog. What about doggy treats, rawhide, and maybe few toys?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Sir Ralph


I live 10 miles from the base in Bamberg. Don't know if and how it's possible to contact them, though.

A few artillery rounds would alert them, I suppose?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by DataAeolus
Hey! Oerdin mentioned adopting a dog. What about doggy treats, rawhide, and maybe few toys?

A flee necklace perhaps? And a "Coyote Ugly" DVD?

[Chemical Ollie]

What do you want, Sgt Jackson? I will send a minor amount of money to Lancer, but is there anything you need that fits in a small envelope? I will not provide you pot or coke or something like that, but your food seem to suck big time. What spices do you need?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Spiffor

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[Barinthus]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


A flee necklace perhaps? And a "Coyote Ugly" DVD?

Good idea!

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Lancer
OK guys, here's the deal. Send me an email and I'll send you back my mailing address within the next few days. Please keep it to yourselves as I would like to avoid getting unwanted material as much as I can. ---

My E-mail is f-cked up because of the msblast virus. Please send me an Apolyton PM with your snail-mail adress....

[Imran Siddiqui]

That means a letter would cost something like $0.33.

37 cents now, IIRC... damn post office .

If you post your addy, I'll send you some mail .

I'll also chip in for care packages.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Lancer
OK guys, here's the deal. Send me an email and I'll send you back my mailing address within the next few days. Please keep it to yourselves as I would like to avoid getting unwanted material as much as I can.

If you don't want troublesome folk knowing your e-mail address you should remove it from your post and send it via PM to interested parties only.

[Odin]

Good to see you havn't got blown up yet, Oerdin. Kick some insurgent ass, Sarge! I'll send in $10 or $20 if I have the money.

[Lancer]

Ok, just sent my address to a few people who emailed me at...

banung@Oregonfast.net

This good folks pledged to send something for Oerdin's care package.

I have a spam filter so I'm not worried about the address.

I'll post more in the near future but am expecting the wife to call and I have to go pick her up so I want my line open...gotta go.