Oerdin's Iraq thread.

[Space05us]

oerdin's sis....

has Oerdin become that bored?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Oerdin
The end result is I've had a couple of million Iraqi flagella wrecking havok on my digestive track but I guess that's life.

WILL THOSE TERRORISTS STOP AT NOTHING!?!?!

[self biased]

like you or any of the other tw*ts over at cg aren't also speshul.

[Theben]

Originally posted by oerdin's sis

And, as for my self, no tickets and one accident - hit by a drunk running a red light! And that was only 3 months ago!

I'm guessing you're younger than he is in addition to being a girl. But you'll have your own stories, give it time.

Sounds like my brother -- rolled his practically-brand-new red Toyota pickup when he was like nineteen or twenty

This is why teenagers should never be allowed to drive new cars.

[Arrian]

This is why teenagers should never be allowed to drive new cars.

I hated that line of thinking when I was a teenager, but now I definitely agree.

My first car was SUCH a PoS. But it was the right thing to give me. I was a freaking maniac back then!

And I still ended up getting a nice shiny new car a year later, which I was awfully happy about, but abused (never crashed it, but I drove it HARD, and it paid the price, barely eeking over 100k miles before it was clear I needed to trade it in to get rid of it before it died on me).

-Arrian

[oerdin's sis]

Actually, I am 3 years older.

I have 3 kids of my own. My step child is old enough to drive but, sadly, her grades prove she is not responsible enough. I agree, teens should never be allowed to drive. AT ALL. : )

And I have a shiney new car.... Last one only lasted 187k...

But, I am a girl. Right on one count!

[Auntie H]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Ok, so I flipped my mom's car when I was 16 and try to roll donuts. It could have happened to anyone.

Okay, so now the truth comes out! Trying to roll donuts is a lot different from the original story!!!!!

[oerdin's sis]

Finally!! The voice of reason!!

[debeest]

How does one flip a car, anyway? Doesn't seem like it would be all that easy to do.

[Theben]

Originally posted by oerdin's sis
Finally!! The voice of reason!!

B/c she agreed with you? Are you sure you don't belong here!?

[Chemical Ollie]

Sounds like Oerdin needs to acquire a used tank from the army and outfit it with warning lights and big sirens to warn other traffic that he's approaching

[Theben]

No, no... clearly teh monkspider is the one chosen to drive a tank in the streets.

[oerdin's sis]

Well.... I have often wondered if the way to get all the bad guys to surrender is to simply allow Oerdin to drive freely around the country......

[The Mad Monk]

Now, now...we're trying to rebuild Iraq, not flatten it.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Now, now...we're trying to rebuild Iraq, not flatten it.

I thought it was already flat and we were just trying to turn the surface into a nice sheet of glass.