Russia: No CFE treaty for you!

[Serb]

Originally posted by Saras
Patty, you should learn more about the Russian national psyche. It was changed immensely by WWII. A lot what he posted should be interpreted with that in mind. Not that it's a blanket excuse for some of the more obvious lunacy.

Hmm...a Lithuanian who live in constant fear of incoming Russian hordes and Yankee Popeye-type guy who believe that Cesar sluaghtered 20 or so millions of Gauls, tell me about lunacy...
Yeah, right.

Serb, I'm actually going to Ryazan tomorrow. That's most likely the closest I'll ever be to your permafrozen city . I hear Ryazan is nice, 11th century monastery and all.

Dobro pozhalovat'. And my city is not permafrost, if you'll ever be here, be my guest.
Proidemsya po vsem zlachnym mestam.

[Bereta_Eder]

Saras, you have a great basketball. Let's forget the rest alright

[Serb]

Sure they have. It's old good Soviet school. Saras,

Kak tam v Ryazane? Devki? Pivo? Rock-n-Roll?

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Tripledoc
Well as a Scandinavian I'm with Russia on this one.
Russia has never posed an aggressive threat to Europe, it has always been the other way round. And when Imperialist or Fascist Europe was aggresive it has always been as a reactionary way out in order to gather the strength to defeat Anglo-Saxon imperial encroachment.

Two local things have made me increasingly suspicious of Anglo Saxon intentions. The Americans are pressuring on to upgrade their radar bases on Greenland, to be compatible with the planned missile defense.

Secondly it has just been revealed in Danish media that, during the Cold War the government handed over the files of 400.000 citizens to American intelligence. This is not democratic behavior.

Thirdly it has been revealed that in the last thirty years no multinational corporation operating in Denmark has ever paid any taxes to the state. The reason stated was they had all run with a deficit for all those years. Then why continue to operate? The money could have been spent on healthcare and other services, instead they have vanished into thin air.

On the global level, it is clear that the Americans have been very agressive towards Russia. During the wars of Yugoslav Succesion, the Americans first supported the neofascist regime in Croatia and subsequently oversaw the ethic cleansing of 200.000 serbs from Krajina.

In the battle over Kosovo the American similarly supported the Albanian fascists and their dream of a greater Albania.

Furthermore under cover of the War on Terrorism the Americans have sprinkled bases to the South of Russia. If Americans are supporting Democracy why are they supporting Uzbekistan, a brutal dictatorship?

To my mind the recent election in Georgia was a coup. It was claimed that Sjevadnadse had commited election fraud. However the evidence for that was presented by an independent American observer group. The UN never made such a claim. I think the reason behind it all is that Sjevadnadse was halting the privatization of various services. Notably the electricity supply. After it was privatized to an American company the Georgians had to pay half their individual income just to cover the electricity bill. Futhermore there were frequent power outages. Under communism the citzens got their electricity for free, and there were no power outages.

Each item is only exceeded in its tangentiality by its complete and total unrelatedness to any other item. What are you smoking?

[Saras]

Originally posted by Serb
Sure they have. It's old good Soviet school. Saras,

BURN, YOU BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC, BURN!!!

Kak tam v Ryazane? Devki? Pivo? Rock-n-Roll?

Ja neznaju kak v Riazane, potomu shto uletaju v 16:55, no za to znajo kak v Omske odna parochka zhivet:

Ìîëîäîæåíû. 2 íåäåëè êàê æåíàòû. Ìóæó, õîòü è î÷åíü âëþáëåííîìó, íå òåðïèòñÿ óëèçíóòü, - ïîãóæåâàòüñÿ ñî ñòàðûìè äðóæêàìè.
- Ìèëåíüêàÿ, ÿ ïðÿì ùàñ âåðíóñü...
- À êóäà òû èäåøü, ìîé êóñè-ìóñè ?
- Äà â áàð, ìîðäàøêà. Ïèâêà ïîïèòü.
- Òû õî÷åøü ïèâà, ëþáèìûé ?
Îíà îòêðûëà õîëîäèëüíèê è ïîêàçàëà åìó 25 ðàçëè÷íûõ ñîðòîâ ôèðìåííîãî ïèâà èç 12 ðàçëè÷íûõ ñòðàí: Ãåðìàíèè, Ãîëëàíäèè, ßïîíèè, Èíäèè, Àâñòðàëèè è ò. ä. Îí íå çíàë ÷òî è ñêàçàòü è åäèíñòâåííîå, ÷òî åìó ïðèøëî â ãîëîâó:
- Íî, êîíôåòêà ìîÿ,... íî â áàðå... ó íèõ çàìîðîæåííûå ïèâíûå êðóæêè. Îí íå óñïåë çàêîí÷èòü ôðàçó.
- Òû õî÷åøü çàìîðîæåííóþ êðóæêó, ìîé ùåíî÷åê
Îíà äîñòàëà èç ìîðîçèëêè ãèãàíòñêóþ ïèâíóþ êðóæêó, òàêóþ õîëîäíóþ, ÷òî åäâà óäåðæàëà åå. Åãî ìîðäà ïðèíÿëà âûðàæåíèå âåäðà.
- À.... ý... , õëîïîòóøå÷êà ìîÿ,.. íî â áàðå òàêèå ñîëîíöû, òàêîé äåëèêàòåñíûé çàêóñîí... ß áûñòðî. Ïðÿì òóäà è îáðàòíî. ÎÊåé ?
- Òû õî÷åøü çàêóñêè, óòè-ìóòè ?
Îíà äîñòàëà èç äóõîâêè 15 áëþä çàêóñîíà: êóðèíûå êðûëûøêè, "ñâèíêè â îäåÿëàõ", ãðèáíûå øëÿïêè, ïîëîñêè êîï÷åíî-ñóøåíîé ñâèíèíû è ò.ä.
- Íî, ìîÿ ñëàäåíüêàÿ,... â áàðå... ïîíèìàåøü... òàì ðóãàíü, ìóæèêè ìàòåðêîì è âîîáùå...
- Òû õî÷åøü àòìîñôåðû, ìîé ïîí÷èê? Ê ÌÓÆÈÊÀÌ ÇÀÕÎÒÅË, ÏÈÄÎÐ? ÑËÓØÀÉ ÑÞÄÀ, ÇÀËÓÏÎÃÎËÎÂÛÉ! ËÀÊÀÉ ÑÂΨ ¨#AHÎÅ ÏÈÂÎ ÈÇ ÏÐÎÊËßÒÎÉ Ì¨ÐÇËÎÉ ÊÐÓÆÊÈ È ÆÐÈ, ¨# ÒÂÎÞ ÌÀÒÜ, ÇÀÊÓÑÎÍ, ÏÎÒÎÌÓ ×ÒÎ ÒÛ ÍÈÊÓÄÀ ÑÅÃÎÄÍß ÍÅ ÏÎÉĨØÜ! ÓѨÊ, ÆOÏA?
...È îíè æèëè äîëãî è ñ÷àñòëèâî

[Serb]

Ty tam poostorozhnee v Ryazane, ne balui.

[Saras]

Konferencija, ponimajesh. Litovskije predprininimateli v Rossiji, i td, i tp. Karoche - pjanka dvuchdnevnaja.

[Harovan]

kusi-musi?

[Harovan]

Originally posted by Saras
Karoche - pjanka dvuchdnevnaja.

You sound like a Russian. Seriously, you do.

[Saras]

--"You sound like a Russian. Seriously, you do."

You sound like a brit

[Harovan]

True dat.

Still I'd like to see Serb to change his name to Kusi-Musi.

[Az]

[Saras]

Motion to request mods to permanently rename Serb into Kusi-Musi

[Serb]

Originally posted by Saras
Konferencija, ponimajesh. Litovskije predprininimateli v Rossiji, i td, i tp. Karoche - pjanka dvuchdnevnaja.

Ponimayu, ponimayu. Da zdravstvuet svoboda?!

[Serb]

Originally posted by Sir Ralph
True dat.

Still I'd like to see Serb to change his name to Kusi-Musi.