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  • #31
    out of a helicopter is more like it.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Agathon
      Asher has two cows
      Agathon says "you have two cows, Asher"
      Asher, "No I don't! I never did! You liar!"
      But wouldn't he rather answer: "Don't come up with such philosophical bull****!"
      Blah

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Azazel
        out of a helicopter is more like it.
        Pretty slow today, aren't you?
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #34
          you have two cows. You make them the logo for your mail order computer firm. You sell overpriced computers via the internet. You throw your money away on stores that sell misc electronics.
          "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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          • #35
            Australia:
            You have two cows, but the rabbits eat all of the pasture and they die.

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            • #36
              SlowwHand has two cows.
              he calls 'em Jackasses,
              but they are the biggest in all of Texas

              MrFun has two cows.
              Neither of them laugh at his jokes.
              He gets mad and accusses them of being homophobes.
              They laugh.

              Monkey!!!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Agathon


                Pretty slow today, aren't you?
                more like tonight.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #38
                  You have two cows.
                  In a botched attempt to free them, PETA burns your house and farm to the ground, and torch your SUV.

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                  • #39
                    Berzerker has two cows
                    He's convinced the Democrats will steal them
                    500 posts later he's still convinced the Democrats will steal them.


                    George W Bush has two cows
                    One of them is his mother.
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #40
                      George W Bush has two cows
                      One of them is his mother.
                      I like that one
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #41
                        Leave Barbara Bush out of this.

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                        • #42
                          Ned had two cows
                          He swapped them for some "magic" beans.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #43
                            I had two cows.
                            I still have two cows.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Agathon
                              Fez had two cows.
                              A communist fell out of the sky and killed one.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Japher
                                SlowwHand has two cows.
                                he calls 'em Jackasses,
                                but they are the biggest in all of Texas

                                MrFun has two cows.
                                Neither of them laugh at his jokes.
                                He gets mad and accusses them of being homophobes.
                                They laugh.

                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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