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Counterglow Poster:
you have 47 cows,
but don't know how many of them are Keith's AEs.
you have 47 cows,
but don't know how many of them are Keith's AEs.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil] -
Originally posted by Japher
Aployton Poster:
You have two cows.
You take pictures of them and post them.
Everyone says your cows are cute,
then procede to talk about cats and Texas.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Iraqi Information Minister
There are no cows in Baghdad! We have no cows! Cows do not exist!'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"Comment
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Civ Fanatics Posters
You have two cows.
You start a poll on which one is better.
Someone else starts a poll on which one is worst.
Someone else starts another poll on which poll is better.
No one votes in any poll, but Babe Thread CCIII reaches 500 posts in record time, and is filled with pictures of cows.
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Surrealism
You have two giraffes.
The government forces you to take harmonica lessons.
I've seen some of these...always classic.
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AMERICAN POLITICIAN
You have two cows
you claim they will provide milk to feed everyone
you then sell one cow to a rich man, blame the lack of milk on special interests
ITALIAN POLITICIAN
You have two cows.
You sell them both for huge profits
You take your mistress for a night out
Life is GoodIf you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Surrealism
You have two giraffes.
The government forces you to take harmonica lessons.
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Greek you have two cows.
You start an in depth expose of marxism and how it evolves to social democracy. Another starts a large expose of capitalism, efficiency and free markets. You talk about national harmony while swearing at the opposite side. Someone brings in Plato and what he said about cows. Someone counter responds with Aristotle. The Church intervenes and asks wether the cows will have the title "Christian Orthodox" in the IDs. The discussions keep going despite the cows having died of old age a long time ago.Comment
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Postmodernism
You have two cows.
You argue that you cannot take the risk of milking them,
because you fear long-term psychological damage on yourself and on both cows.
So you set them free, then you go into a hunger strike for the freedom of all cows.
Once all cows are free you whine that there is no milk.BlahComment
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Civ Fanatics Posters
You have two cows.
You start a poll on which one is better.
Someone else starts a poll on which one is worst.
Someone else starts another poll on which poll is better.
No one votes in any poll, but Babe Thread CCIII reaches 500 posts in record time, and is filled with pictures of cows.
:lo:
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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I suppose having 2 cows is about as worthless as it gets.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
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Plato:
You have two cows.
Neither are the real cow.
Hegel:
You have two cows
They will merge into one cow by an ineluctable historical process.
Epicurus:
You have two cows
You wish you were one of them.
Peter Singer:
You have two cows
You exploitative bastard
But it's OK to have sex with themOnly feebs vote.Comment
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Asher has two cows
Agathon says "you have two cows, Asher"
Asher, "No I don't! I never did! You liar!"
Albert Speer has two cows
They hate him.
Sava has two cows
He anonymously mails their ordure to Slowwhand
Bill Gates has two cows
Soon he'll have everyone else's.
Fez had two cows.
A communist fell out of the sky and killed one.Only feebs vote.Comment
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