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I have the bare minimum of stuff at my place. Enough for me to be comfortable and she says that is a good thing. She said that because she has lots and lots of stuffOriginally posted by curtsibling
@sprayber:
Sell your music collection, cut contact with your friends, and trash any outlandish clothes now.
Saves time in the long run, before the wife cracks down on your lifestyle.
I'm not a big picture person but of course I will be soon because she is big on pictures. My walls are bare except for a few odds and ends. I'm just gonna get a new place and she can come in and decorate. 
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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The ole ball and chain uh sloww?
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Great theory but the reality of two infants-- OUCH-- we just have one little guy and that keeps our hands full. . . I can't even contemplate 2 at once.Originally posted by Sprayber
She said the best outcome could be twins that are a boy and girl. She said she could stop then
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/me makes whipping noise...
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
You fell for it too... Welcome, and congrats:
We'll all tell you marriage is great so that you make the same mistake and we don't feel so stupid
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My best friends wife is pregnant and they already have year old girl. They are seriously stressing.Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Originally posted by Japher
* Japher makes whipping noise...
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
You fell for it too... Welcome, and congrats:
We'll all tell you marriage is great so that you make the same mistake and we don't feel so stupid
Oh yeah, I'm pretty much whipped. All the hell I've given my friends over the years is headed my way. Karma is a *****. I've been the single guy for years and now its my turn..Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Coolio. But did you prove your love with a big-ass ring?Comment
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Best of luck for you and your future family.
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I'm usually a very frugal spender, but yeah she got her big ass ringOriginally posted by Gibsie
Coolio. But did you prove your love with a big-ass ring?
Thanks Cruddy
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Congrats Sprayber!
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I wish I had a big ass ring so I could do the same for my partner.
Well that's one of the most-wrong things I've typed for a while.Comment
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Congratulations!!
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You topped this UR? Keep yourself reminded about my birthday the 27th.
Congrats Sprayber.
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