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Sprayber: You are such an idiot 
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That means she's going to give birth to quadruplets the first time around. Four babies. Each one 8 lbs., 6 oz., and 20-inches long. One right after another. 48 hrs. minimum for labor and delivery.Originally posted by Sprayber
... And twins run in both our families
Congratulations, Sprayber. May the impending union be a long and prosperous one.
Gatekeeper"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire
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Congratulations.
May all your troubles be little ones.
(Good idea living together first.)Comment
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may thine loins be fruitfulStop Quoting BenComment
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Then you'll be posting an article about a young wife strangling her husband in delivery roomOriginally posted by Gatekeeper
That means she's going to give birth to quadruplets the first time around. Four babies. Each one 8 lbs., 6 oz., and 20-inches long. One right after another. 48 hrs. minimum for labor and delivery.
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Gatekeeper, no, it means she'll have twins, but other one is a boy and other one is a girl. It's a bit weird yes, but hey.. who cares, they're your kids so there's not a thing people can say to not make you kick their asses when they try to be funny about it in the grocery store and the PTA meetings.In da butt.
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Originally posted by Pekka
Gatekeeper, no, it means she'll have twins, but other one is a boy and other one is a girl. It's a bit weird yes, but hey.. who cares, they're your kids so there's not a thing people can say to not make you kick their asses when they try to be funny about it in the grocery store and the PTA meetings.
She said the best outcome could be twins that are a boy and girl. She said she could stop then
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Congrats Sprayber!!"Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
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Sprayber, in the words of Simon from American Idol: That's horrendous. Absolutely the most horrible thing I've ever heard. It's just that hideous.
And there is no Paula Abdul to save this one. Oh no. And Randy is laughing too.In da butt.
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Arrgh! You fool!
Congrats anyway.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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@sprayber:
Sell your music collection, cut contact with your friends, and trash any outlandish clothes now.
Saves time in the long run, before the wife cracks down on your lifestyle.
Can't imagine why anyone would want to get married, but good luck anyhow, old chap!
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