I need a new forum persona

[loinburger]

I was informed several months ago that I'm a crap poster, and it appears that I'm still a crap poster. Obviously I need a change! I'm considering one of the following forum personas to replace my contemptible "irreverently inane poster" persona*

• 1. Sanctimonious Communist
  
  2. Sanctimonious Libertarian
  
  3. Guy Who Ironically Tells Other People How They Ought To Be Living Their Life Despite The Fact That I'm Not Doing That Good Of A Job At Living My Own
  
  4. Incessant Creator of Polls
  
  5. Anti-Bush (or Anti-Republican) Troll
  
  6. Anti-Clinton (or Anti-Democrat) Troll
  
  7. Copy-Paste Poster
  
  8. Lazarus and the Gimp (Note: It'd probably be pretty difficult for me to pull this one off, unless I'm actually Lazarus and the Gimp, which I don't think I am.)
  
  9. Guy Who Just Complains About His Personal Life A Lot, Possibly Asking Other Posters For Advice That I Will Subsequently Ignore
  
  10. Random Finnish Poster (I'm convinced that Finns are actually just smashing their fists on their keyboards in the Suomithreadi's, and heck, I've been doing that for years!)
  
  11. One-Trick Pony (Please recommend a trick below.)
  
  12. Guy Who Has A Webcam/Digital Camera, And Dammit, I Won't Let You Forget It (Note: This will probably necessitate the purchase of a webcam or digital camera, and I'm not sure if there's any room for one in my apartment between the empty pizza boxes and empty beer cans.)
  
  13. Sports Poster (Note: This one might be difficult for me to pull off, since I'd probably have to learn a helluva lot more about sports than I already do. With most of the rest of the personas I could probably just fake it.)

*Or whatever the heck it was about my old persona that caused me to make threads that were so appallingly bad that they were usually deleted without any explanation whatsoever, except for the few times that it was explained to me that I'm a crap poster

[GePap]

we can always use more Laz types. And the ironic posters are always fun.

[JohnT]

Copy-Paste Poster

Got too many of these... you'll just be lost in the crowd.

One-Trick Pony

Well, "men are getting screwed by divorce lawyers" and "my rage about the drug war is sending me into a parsing frenzy" have been taken. How about "Those damnable kittens and the pain they cause me"? No, wait... that's MtG.

Ahh, I got it: "My ass always itches!"

[DinoDoc]

Wutang!

[Paul Hanson]

How about being Poly's only Commie-Nazi? The internal conflict in itself would be hilarious.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
How about being Poly's only Commie-Nazi? The internal conflict in itself would be hilarious.

Already taken by UberKrux.

I say we need another Laz, or one more random Finn

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
How about being Poly's only Commie-Nazi? The internal conflict in itself would be hilarious.

But the Nazi-Commies would flame you to death.

[rah]

Sameness is BORING. Why settle for a single persona?
Variety is better.
Creativity is great.

[loinburger]

If I were both a Sanctimonious Communist and a Sanctimonious Libertarian then that might result in my being a Nazi-Commie. Difficult to say for certain -- it might just result in my spontaneously combusting.

[BeBMan]

Yeah, Rah´s right -- create DLs

[rah]

Hmmm, not quite what I had in mind.

[East Street Trader]

You could be the guy with the hat and the glasses. We need one of those.

[Drogue]

Either Laz-like or Random Finnish Poster

[duke o' york]

You could be a one trick pony.
There must be loads of ways to get "restricted" here, and maybe you could investigate a few of them, and report back to us on your findings.

[Mercator]

Don't change! You're one of the funniest people in this forum!