I'm more of a prude than any of you!

[loinburger]

I cut off my privy member so that I wouldn't go to hell. I also smash up liquor stores with a hatchet, and act as though my **** smells like roses.

[lightblue]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I have:

drunk on the order of 2000-3000 alcoholic beverages

Hmm, I am 25, have been drinking since I was 16. Think over those 9 years I have averaged the equivalent (alcoholic content) of about 12 pints of 5% lager per week (mainly due to drinking the equivalent of 9-12 pints a night 3-4 times a week in my first and second year as an undergrad). 9*52*12 = 5616 pints. For bottle drinkers (330ml) this would come to 9800ish bottles of beer. Guess you'll have 2 years to make up the difference And i wonder what my liver looks like

[East Street Trader]

Whether you are a prude or not does not depend on your level of experience but on your attitude to such things as sex and alcohol.

Lots of 18 year olds are inexperienced - and none the worse for being so.

It turns out to be best to let experience of sex and of the social use to which alcohol is put come at their own pace rather than consciously seeking to force them along.

And while being patient about those things, discount about 95% of what you hear from friends about their own exploits. For some reason people of 11 to 20 go in for a fair bit of empty boasting on these subjects.

[Agathon]

Man, you guys make me look like a party animal/stud/junkie/alcoholic - and by NZ standards I'm none of those.

Let's say that by the time I was 18 I was a long time inhabitant of the Garden of Earthly Delights.

When I was 16 my town had the world's highest rate of teen pregnancy. My girlfriend at the time explained it by saying it was "something to do".

[yaroslav]

I has never taste alcohol and I don't want to do.

[Drake Tungsten]

For some reason people of 11 to 20 go in for a fair bit of empty boasting on these subjects.

Empty boasting doesn't stop at 20; I'm living proof of that.

[KrazyHorse]

Straight on.

[Drake Tungsten]

BTW, for the record, I have slept with 10,000 women, 3 men and a quadraped of unknown species. Never drink the "medicinal wine" in Phnom Penh if inadvertant bestiality is something you think might haunt you, kiddos...

[self biased]

let's see... sex with married woman who was not my wife: check.

eight day drug binge with P-Funk resulting in nearly a six day memory lapse: check.

finding new and amusing ways to euthanize food for snakes: check.

hmmm... i'll post more in the afternoon when i wake up. it's late, and i'm tired.

[Drake Tungsten]

Awesome. I've done the one thing on SB's list that actually sounds like fun.

[KrazyHorse]

I've only had sex with a woman who was dating another man.

Actually, two women.

[KrazyHorse]

And while I have never partied with a celebrity, my brother did smoke some hash with 2 of the members of Third Eye Blind at Les Foufounes Electricques

[Drake Tungsten]

edit: On second thought, I don't think I need to be airing my personal details on this site...

[KrazyHorse]

Why is it that every time I mention 2 women people think that I mean at once?

One at a time, each was dating another man.

[KrazyHorse]

Separation of about 2 months