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  • #91
    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
    I was already getting some. No need to mess around.


    A real bastard would've done it anyway, though, just because he could. You're just a big softie.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by KrazyHorse
      Hmm...

      How to make myself look worse here?

      I flirted endless with a girl who was on a robotics team that I was mentoring (despite which she was good-looking).

      I was 20, she was 17 and dating the head of the team (also 17)

      She ended up breaking up with him, and dropped me a line a week later, but I never responded because I was already busy dating my current gf.
      Man... I must be old.

      When attractive female students flirt with me or otherwise act up I get mildly annoyed. They're bloody kids and I'm no child molester.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #93
        I'm starting to feel that way now.

        3.5 years makes a difference. Plus there's this one person in my class...well, that's another story, and I don't need to involve myself in legal difficulties when I've done nothing wrong.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #94
          I laugh at your guy's weak ass jailbait stories...
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • #95
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
            I'm starting to feel that way now.
            Weird isn't it?

            You see a lovely young thing with a great figure and great tits, a real hard core **** machine, which in former days would have made you plot evil deeds, and then she opens her mouth and you realize how immature she is and think "I just can't be bothered with that crap."
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
              I laugh at your guy's weak ass jailbait stories...
              One day you will be old and curmudgeonly.
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #97
                interesting to read. full of low lives.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                  And while I have never partied with a celebrity, my brother did smoke some hash with 2 of the members of Third Eye Blind at Les Foufounes Electricques
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #99
                    One day you will be old and curmudgeonly.


                    I'm already old and curmudegeonly. I was just trying to point out that neither of you has anything on my life here in jailbait hell.

                    interesting to read. full of low lives.


                    KH FOR OWNER!
                    ASHER FOR CEO!!
                    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                    • #100
                      Hmmm....I've had various sexual encounters with various men, some who I was in a relationship, in various bedrooms, living rooms, parks, cars, and motorways.

                      I've tried some drugs including the popular alcohol, nicotine, hash, and some less popular ones such as solvents, speed, mixing paracetomal based medicines, ritalin (spelling?), and herbal compounds that breakdown into the primary compounds in extacy. Bloody ripoff for their price tho.

                      Um....what was the point of this thread again? Oh. Albert is a prude. Check. I'm gonna get drunk now.
                      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                      -Richard Dawkins

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by Asher



                        Finally, I know what Bennie looks like.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #102
                          Originally posted by KrazyHorse

                          Plus, he's seen my picture.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #103
                            I'm 18, 19 in 19 days, have slept with.. too many people , including two guys, drink a lot, smoke cannabis a lot, kicking the tobacco habit, am a regular user of shrooms and going to be introduced to acid. Coke is evil.

                            "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                            "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                            • #104
                              The worse lies always inside the least predictable person
                              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                              Asher on molly bloom

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                              • #105
                                Once I've been at a married guy's place and he showed me the pictures of his family, some of his kids were my age lol
                                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                                Asher on molly bloom

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