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With the new year, it is time to evaluate our commitment to the world community and come up with new ways to help.
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25Recycling aluminum cans8.00%2Setting up neighborhood watch to keep an eye out for invading Turks4.00%1Helping Mrs. Jones take out the trash0.00%0Adopting a puppy from the local animal shelter8.00%2Arming area "White Castle" employees to prevent attempted plunderings by Turkish marauders4.00%1Creating a fun birdhouse out of pipe cleaners and milk cartons4.00%1Reading to mentally handicapped children after school0.00%0Hijacking local cruise liner, demanding audience with UN16.00%4Giving some old legwarmers to the salvation army4.00%1Jack-****52.00%13http://monkspider.blogspot.com/ -
I continually upgrade my computer, just incase they need to use it for weapons research."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Turks are the bad guys, Greeks are the good guys?Comment
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Yep."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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I'm gonna harrass the Turks when I go to Germany this Summer."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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I don't know how much I'm willing to give back to Greece after years of rather embarassing political potrayal of their people on this site alone. Can I get a few free Opa coupons, first?Comment
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You missed the option involving "sending supplies, funds and intelligence to the valiant Turkish army".Comment
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I cheer the Turks on and hope they reaquire thier wayward province known as Greece.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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I have armed myself with a big stick and will be handing out more big sticks to my vigilante army, as soon as I can create it. We're going to patrol the perimeter (read: the street that leads to the supermarket) looking out for Turkish infiltrators.
Some people have mentioned that Turkey is 13,000 miles from here and has no power projection capabilities. That may be true. However, you can never be too careful.
P.S. Turkey out of Cyprus!Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.Comment
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..Man my Dawg is dumb...
(OK APOLYTON THIS IS WHERE YOU ASK)
HOW DUMB IS HE??
My Dawg is so Dumb he thought he was McGruff and taking a bite out of some Turks when it was a Porcupine!!
Man he looks in pain!!
Attached FilesHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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Volunteering at local Oxfam and Green Peace(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Now that's the spirit!Originally posted by Crimson Sunrise
I have armed myself with a big stick and will be handing out more big sticks to my vigilante army, as soon as I can create it. We're going to patrol the perimeter (read: the street that leads to the supermarket) looking out for Turkish infiltrators.
Some people have mentioned that Turkey is 13,000 miles from here and has no power projection capabilities. That may be true. However, you can never be too careful.
P.S. Turkey out of Cyprus!http://monkspider.blogspot.com/Comment
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Grandpa T
MAN.. he would have to have kept coming back at different angles for that bruisin. Stupid indeed
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I cheer the Turks on and hope they reaquire thier wayward province known as Greece.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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To Him this is apparently what a Turk looks like, so having gone R E D with Fury..he just closed his eyes, lowered his head and commenced to whoopin on that Porcupine..Originally posted by Zylka
Grandpa T
MAN.. he would have to have kept coming back at different angles for that bruisin. Stupid indeed
But now we not only have an extremely painful pouchie but also a porcupine that favors an otter
Peace
Grandpa "Somebody-Stop-Me" TrollAttached FilesHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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