Raccoons are wussies anyway.
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It was poisoned.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Can't trust those damned 'coons. They wear masks.
Raccoons are cute, nocturnal, and intelligent -- you can't go wrong with supporting their cause for world domination.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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Man, there's dead commie cats left and right. Who's going to pick it up?
How about those out of work commies?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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Keep up your current policies, and there'll be more and more out-of-work commies...I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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I figure I can use them as cannon fodder in the Federal Vampire and Zombie AgencyToday, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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/me calls animal control to remove Lonestar, all Racoons, Kitty's, and assorted animals
NOtice from Health Department: any more wild animals (capitalist or Communist) found roaming freely on the floor, and this Coffee Shop will be closed indefinitely for violations..Oh, and get all that damned Spam of the floor!
/me holds hand out, waiting for very very generous bribeIf you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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ARREST THAT NINJA!
*30 undercover girl scouts jump through the windows with their broadswordsIf you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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