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  • must . . . . . . keep raccoons . . . . . . safe
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • Originally posted by MrFun
      must . . . . . . keep raccoons . . . . . . safe
      I have some friends who work with money, they know all bout keeping precious items safe...

      would you like a referral

      or I can dispatch elements of the 22nd Regt to recon the area...
      Gurka 17, People of the Valley
      I am of the Horde.

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      • Do whatever is necessary -- even if it means war.


        Your either with us, or against us.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • hmmm,,,,

          well one question

          which side are you on???
          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
          I am of the Horde.

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          • Obviously I'm on the side of the raccoons.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • that is the perfect answer

              *picks up the radio

              Let loose the dogs of war
              Gurka 17, People of the Valley
              I am of the Horde.

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              • *steps up on top of the bar to get away from the dogs of war*

                *squishes spam sandwich on counter*

                whoops!
                Haven't been here for ages....

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                • Unleashes Weapons of Mass-Spam Distribution (WMSD).
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • ahh food excellent....

                    any tomatoe sauce back there
                    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                    I am of the Horde.

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                    • Sets up Anti-Spam Sandwich Defense (ASSeD) and promises MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) to any Mass Spam distributors....
                      Haven't been here for ages....

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                      • Racoons are theives.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • uh oh...

                          cat versus raccoon fight!!!!!
                          Haven't been here for ages....

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                          • Can't trust those damned 'coons. They wear masks.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • Send the "Commie Kittens of Doom" after them!!!

                              That's a hilarous site!!!
                              Haven't been here for ages....

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                              • Can't, DD distracted them with a saucer of milk back on page 6.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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