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  • With mayo, salad and tomatoes
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • ** here ya go **
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • Originally posted by Theben


        You have two choices. You can either try to get it from the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club, which charges $300 for a pint of Rolling Rock and only allows a select elite to join in the 1st place (i.e. not you), OR you can go to the People's Front for the Liberation of Beer and join the queue line, which is only 3 hours to get get a warm flat beer made with wood grain alcohol, assuming there's any left by the time you make it to the front of the queue.
        Sorry, but my Aristocratic Beer Lovers Club makes sure that each member gets the best beers in the world at their perfect temperature in the perfect glasses for the ultimate beer loving experience-we do this by keeping the grubby mechants in their low station and savagely beating the serf into submission: none of this "liberalism", "free markets", or "proleterian" madness!

        Long live the BEER KING! LONG LIVE THE BEER DRINKING ARISTOCRACY!
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • Originally posted by DinoDoc
          I really should get a bigger door.
          /me looks at hole made by accelerated dragon

          I think that's a non-issue now.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • ** MrFun returns to make more Spam sandwiches, only to find all of the Spam stolen **

            ** suspects that the commies are the thieves **
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • /me finishes stuffing his mouth
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • Originally posted by MrFun
                ** suspects that the commies are the thieves **
                /me finishes redistributing remaining spam amongst the proletariat




                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • *Shogun Gunner observes the proletariat waiting in a long line to get a free substandard spam sandwhich while the capitalists are simply walking up to the bar and ordering a delicous spam sandwhich for a reasonable cost.*
                  Haven't been here for ages....

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                  • Originally posted by Theben


                    * Theben finishes redistributing remaining spam amongst the proletariat




                    bastard
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • And now this place got all quiet . . . . .


                      where are the commie-Spam-stealing bastards hiding??
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • *glances nervously around*
                        Haven't been here for ages....

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                        • Well, if I have the whole place to myself, then I can call in the Fabulous Five for a remodeling of this place before anyone will realize what has happened.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • Look at my moves!!!!

                            *Shogun swings sword around wildly*

                            Since no one is in here......

                            ECHO...
                            ECHO...
                            ECHO...
                            ECHO...
                            Haven't been here for ages....

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                            • Keep swinging that sword Lord Gunner....

                              you can never be too careful
                              Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                              I am of the Horde.

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                              • /me is just glad Family Guy is returning.
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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