Literary Analysis of Apolyton Posters

[Verto]

Who?

[OzzyKP]

Someone other than the 11-year-old girl in the holiday picture thread.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Lonestar
-Lonestar

The poster no one remembers to refer too.

Do you want to join my club?

[DarkCloud]

David Floyd

A Libertarian of some repute, David Floyd continues to churn out manifestos that would make even the great Ramo bow before in worship (ed- ) during his daily debating diatribes.

This humble reviewer positively notes that David Floyd has chosen to remain at Apolyton despite graduation (??) or increased workload at college in Austin, the musical/literary capital of the State of Texas. With so much going on around him, we are led to wonder what draws this man of many letters to the word.

Could it be moral outrage? Could it be a desire to change the world?
Or could it just be that he is but a humble soul with something to say?

Only David himself knows the truth, and even then, many men never come to know the full truth about their inner soul until the time becomes too late. Therefore, we can only suppose as to what is the motivation for his political radicalism.

Dr Strangelove

An amazing M.D., Dr. Strangelove authors works of medical advice for common Apolytoners across the site.

His medical advice provides a window into the soul of an entirely foreign world. Most literary authors discuss details about the state of the union or the state of the world or the state of man. Dr Strangelove discusses something that is much closer to us all, especially in this age of the superannuated and the reign of the octogenarian voter.

As the Baby-Boom generation ages, men of Strangelove’s repute will be increasingly sought after at literary forums across the Internet. They will become sages, well-respected men.

Dr. Strangelove is merely a predecessor of an amazing trend. And for paving the way for men of professional non-esoteric literary status, and allowing them to come to the head of literature, he should be honored and respected.

And I truly believe, that thanks to Strangelove’s vast medical departing, we can all graciously thank him for giving us “le vie.”

UberKruX

A highly dangerous political reactionary, UberKruX has been censored for his free-speech in the past. His avatars have been disabled and his references to the Nazi party deleted. However, despite this oppression, UberKruX has steadfastly held to his beliefs.

He is a strong proponent of many things, and “keeps to his guns.” He has a seemingly endless reserve of time and talent, which he deigns to spend writing, working on his daily manifestos and proclamations. As more people read his works and become subverted by them, the establishment truly does have to worry. If people like he, and Albert Speer and Lonestar come to dominate the world, then one day, perhaps we will have to deal with a new Overman in charge of us all.

But would that truly be so bad?

In the days of the Greeks, Dictators were seen as the only way for a society to be led into the future! Dictators could make decisions and regulate things without red-tape. Their only drawback was that they could never know everything about a nation... However, if they were properly educated and were men of self-sacrifice, then truly they could perhaps become the “overman-for others,” serving the people and not themselves, serving the world and aiding its development.

Solver

Sadly, this literary force, though contributing much, tends to contribute heavily in the Multiplayer section of this literary forum... Depriving others of his time and talent and dedication. In contributing to the Multiplayer section, he gains literary ‘points’ but fails to contribute anything of lasting value. For shame. (ed: hahahahahahah )

When he does refrain from the vulgar, and decides to participate in the debate, however, Solver proves a valuable commodity. He is not overly vicious, nor is he overly sympathetic. He represents the common denominator... A sight not often seen in heavily polarized and politicized forums. Championing the cause of decent consideration, Solver is a hero in his own right, even though many may not thank him for it- he brings to the world an oft-missed modicum of tolerance.

Therefore, I say that we must toast to Solver, may he come to revile the vulgar and participate more fully in the site that is Apolyton.

--
[As much as Democracy Games are spammy... I consider Multiplayer games moreso ... that explains my malice ]

[Vince278]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Ooh, do me

I haven't heard that phrase this much since high school.


DC: Read my last hundred or so posts (and then my sig line) and you all will have some idea of what I'm about.

*Donning flame-proof suit as a precaution*

[chequita guevara]

darkcloud is too nice to you freaks.

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by DarkCloud
UberKruX

A highly dangerous political reactionary, UberKruX has been censored for his free-speech in the past. His avatars have been disabled and his references to the Nazi party deleted. However, despite this oppression, UberKruX has steadfastly held to his beliefs.

He is a strong proponent of many things, and “keeps to his guns.” He has a seemingly endless reserve of time and talent, which he deigns to spend writing, working on his daily manifestos and proclamations. As more people read his works and become subverted by them, the establishment truly does have to worry. If people like he, and Albert Speer and Lonestar come to dominate the world, then one day, perhaps we will have to deal with a new Overman in charge of us all.

But would that truly be so bad?

In the days of the Greeks, Dictators were seen as the only way for a society to be led into the future! Dictators could make decisions and regulate things without red-tape. Their only drawback was that they could never know everything about a nation... However, if they were properly educated and were men of self-sacrifice, then truly they could perhaps become the “overman-for others,” serving the people and not themselves, serving the world and aiding its development.

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Ooh, do me

I know I've been gone for a while but........still no women 'eh daveyyyyyy boy

[Skanky Burns]

Laz

[Vince278]

It just occurred to me that the title of this thread could be considered an oxymoron.

[Solver]

DC,

I don't know where you got the impression I post too much in MP forums. Lately, I don't post much there, more the occasional post.

Many more of my posts are from elsewhere . According to my estimates, CtP-MP posts are fewer than 1500.

[Space05us]

poop!

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
you're all wrong.

you're right.

[Enigma_Nova]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Or, indeed, anything comprehensible.

Nah you're just not trying.
Then again I don't try to be understandable, do I?

Oh well - these are my words take from them what you will. Though chances are that all of our understandings are flawed.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Stefu

Stefu's relentless quest to expose the internet's more bizarre sexual fetishes has been recently exposed as a diversionary tactic in order to hide his own position as founder of the "Udderlings". Udderlings have a sexual fixation on dairy produce and depict themselves as anthropomorphic cheeses, yoghurts or other milk-based produce. Stefu (real name Tatu Ahahahahahahahahahaha!) is known in their community as "Big Cheese" and is justly famous for his artwork depicting the furry and moist intimate patches of bacillus growth of fellow Udderlings. Every Friday night his community congregate for "tinysex" sessions (known as "churning" amongst Udderlings) where Stefu can be seen enthusiastically licking the rinds of his colleagues.