Literary Analysis of Apolyton Posters

[Sava]

Someone do something on me.

how about I slap you in the face with my shlonger? eh? leave a nice welt?

[Drake Tungsten]

Comrade Tassadar

The biggest whack job in a state full of Mormons.

[Gatekeeper]

*views thread, sighs, and returns to manipulating the media*

[Agathon]

Ted Striker

"Check out the *** on this *****!"

"What a great pair of ****!"

"I'd [insert name of degrading sex act] [insert name(s) of woma(e)n] for [insert synonym of "a long time"] [insert synonym of "with extreme prejudice"].

"BRITNEY! BRITNEY!"

[Ted Striker]

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Ted Striker

At least you know you're appreciated as one of Poly's finest intellectuals.

[Ted Striker]

indubitably

[Stefu]

STEFU!

[Drake Tungsten]

Stefu

Is to furries what Ted Striker is to fine *****es...

[self biased]

nice threadjack, guys.

[Skanky Burns]

I wonder what you could come up with for me?

[Space05us]

ooh! do one on me! pleeeese

[DarkCloud]

Here's what I did offline-
[sorry I couldn't figure out where to put in the frequent mispellings ]

JohnT

JohnT is yet another staunch conservative and bringer of the book to Apolyton. Striving against a sea of liberal heathens, JohnT has attempted to brainwash the masses into accepting science and progress over the liberal idea of wasting expenditures solely upon the “good of humanity.” JohnT has enacted his brainwashing through an amazing program which he entitles the “Apolyton Science Fiction Book Club.” For his work in bringing education to the unwashed masses, society should thank him as both a cultural icon and a National Hero.

Through encouraging the young to invent rather than to waste money lavishing it upon the needy- JohnT creates an atmosphere of almost Horatio-Alger like work and perseverance.

The world is indebted to people like JohnT, the Apolyton Librarian, and hard-working conservative middle-american man. If only there were more posters like JohnT, then all would be right with the world.

[MrFun]

And I thought this thread would have potential . . . . .

[DarkCloud]

self biased

An unrepentant member of the Apolyton Avant-Garde self biased is both a forum legend and a forum lurker. However, when he does post, he conjures to mind smallcaps italics in the classic form of werefox, another bygone member of that ancient day when nothing was sacred and everything was possible.

In this age of consumer-standardization, posters like self biased, werefox, and panag conjure images of a byegone age where speaking was an art and nothing could be too strange.

We owe much to experimenters like self biased... much more than this humble reviewer can relate to thee in these short paragraphs.


Albert Speer

The Nazis are here!

That’s the first thought that comes to mind when one first sees Albert Speer. However, once basic cosmetic issues are overlooked, the reader can come to appreciate the amazing mind behind this supporter of Fascism... but not Racism- and the Superman... but not the Overman.

Reading Albert Speer is like taking a trip down memory-lane to that idealistic past where everything seemed possible and might made right. And he just might be correct. But these days, few follow in his footsteps. As America’s children get pudgier and more sedentary, few follow his axioms of action... Few exercise, and fewer still try to assert themselves. As such, the people of this age are fat, lazy, and much- put upon.

People should look past his ‘evil-seeming’ veneer and discover his inner truth.

Then, and only then will the “superman” inside all of us will be freed.