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  • #76
    Originally posted by Urban Ranger


    Going into debt? That's seriously bad. I dunno if Caroline would that that.
    I always that that too.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #77
      boo...hiss @ Drake...

      Okay, maybe that is funny
      Haven't been here for ages....

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
        Oh, I'm sure. But I'm no casanova...


        You don't have to be a casanova, just marginally better than whatever lout she's tied down to at the moment.
        Not even better just different, sometimes you just get there when her old relationship was out on it's arse anyway, and you just act as a catalyst

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        • #79
          Not even better just different, sometimes you just get there when her old relationship was out on it's arse anyway, and you just act as a catalyst


          Very true. As Bill Maher says, it's not about "good" and "bad"; it's about "old" and "new".
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
            I specified that my fiancee's ring be made only with diamonds from Canada, which are imprinted with a polar bear via microlaser. I actually had some help figuring out the company from a Poly Canuck, though for the life of me I can't remember if it was Osweld or Asher...


            Jeez that's anal .
            I'm going into pediatrics, Imran; my conscience would forever pound at me if I knew children died to provide a bauble for my wife.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #81
              Bah... you have to take a joke better and respond with another jab... or something not serious... or you can include the serious but only after a response joke.

              Basically, keep me entertained, damn it

              And yes, you are here for my amusement .
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #82
                I'm not in an entertaining mood. Travel does that to me... I apologize.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #83
                  Well then stop travelling... simple!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Ming
                    Let's wait to see if it shows up before you proclaim a happy ending
                    Aren't we cynical?
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #85
                      Wait a second... TWO rings for a wedding??? That's insanity! I think that at the marriage ceremony the engagement ring should become the wedding ring, just as the engagement becomes the marriage. What if a person doesn't want to wear that many rings???
                      American WOmen

                      My wife got two... or more so, I gave her two... I'm such a tool.

                      The trend today is to get an engagement ring and a maching wedding ring. I spent $2400 on the engagement and $3000 on the wedding...

                      My ring; $400, I wonder why
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #86
                        She said yes.
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #87
                          That's a nice ending
                          Haven't been here for ages....

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                          • #88
                            Great news
                            "An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilisations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop" - Excession

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                            • #89
                              Poor sod.
                              Only feebs vote.

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                              • #90
                                its great that there is happy ending. I use to work for UPS & there is adifferent procedure for high value packages. The only way something like that comes up missing is 1. the zipped bag with a safety seal has been broken coming down the conveyor belt 2.The trusted employee opens bag & HELPS HIMSELF 3.The mgr HELPS HIMSELF ( has happened w/ jewelry before where i worked) 4. the driver HELPS HIMSELF 5. some other knucklehead HELPS HIMSELF

                                The package has to be signed for every step of the way

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