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  • Yeah, the real Boris is pissed, too!

    WHY CAN'T I FIND A STOOPID CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MY DAD?!?!

    Could one person be this hard to shop for? Everything on his list is cheap crap that anyone would feel lame giving as a gift. Empty CD cases? Please. A wall thermometer? Pathetic.

    I come supplicating...I need cool gift ideas for my dad. Keep in mind he's technologically impaired, so things like PDAs are out.

    OH HELP ME!
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

  • #2
    Get him empty cd cases then.

    It's the thought that counts.
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
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    • #3
      Subscription to a pr0n site.


      BTW, in what name do you claim to be the real Boris? We both registered the same month. The only reason I'm still a chieftain is all of my posts are in the OT.

      You remind me of these two people who tried to sit on the same subway seat. Their asses collided exactly over the middle of the seat.

      Still, both claimed to be the first one. Huh?
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • #4
        How about a telescope? if you've got the money, that is.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          what's wrong with that? buy him what he asked for

          at least you know exactly what to give him

          just because you wouldn't buy it doesn't mean that HE wouldn't buy it

          I mean would you be buying your pops skin tight pink drawas? i don't think so

          case closed
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            Oncle Boris, begone, wretch! Not only do I outrank you, I've been in the OT far longer! I am known as Boris here, and YOU are a foul usurper! Vile impostor!

            Kill him, my minions! KILL! KILL!

            Hmmph, I wish I had minions...
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              Yaay the real Boris. I like this Boris better than the other troll Boris

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              • #8
                Re: Yeah, the real Boris is pissed, too!

                Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                WHY CAN'T I FIND A STOOPID CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MY DAD?!?!

                Could one person be this hard to shop for? Everything on his list is cheap crap that anyone would feel lame giving as a gift. Empty CD cases? Please. A wall thermometer? Pathetic.

                I come supplicating...I need cool gift ideas for my dad. Keep in mind he's technologically impaired, so things like PDAs are out.

                OH HELP ME!
                I don't like giving small gifts either. When I do that I buy multiple small gifts. That's my advice. buy several small items. They all add up to a nice gift.

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                • #9
                  Boris G. is an eruditic, cultured person.

                  O. Boris is yet another inexperienced ideologue of the type too frequently seen on these boards.

                  Take a guess who's side I'm on?

                  Regardless, O. Boris first posted on August 7th, 2001 whereas the real Boris' first post (that I can find) was much later, on October 28th.

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                  • #10

                    BTW, in what name do you claim to be the real Boris? We both registered the same month. The only reason I'm still a chieftain is all of my posts are in the OT.

                    I don't remember you around the OT a lot. funny.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #11
                      I never seen him in the off-topic before 2 days ago.

                      The "real" Boris has been a very frequent off-topic poster. And while I don't agree with all his political views, he is a great poster. One of off-topic's better posters.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Yeah, the real Boris is pissed, too!

                        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                        WHY CAN'T I FIND A STOOPID CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MY DAD?!?!

                        Could one person be this hard to shop for? Everything on his list is cheap crap that anyone would feel lame giving as a gift. Empty CD cases? Please. A wall thermometer? Pathetic.

                        I come supplicating...I need cool gift ideas for my dad. Keep in mind he's technologically impaired, so things like PDAs are out.

                        OH HELP ME!
                        Does he have any hobbies or special interests?
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • #13
                          Looks like O.B. has been posting sporadically (5 non-OT posts in 2002, 6 in 2001) and has just recently come back - he posted once in March, and then hit the OT in a flurry come this month.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by JohnT
                            Regardless, O. Boris first posted on August 7th, 2001 whereas the real Boris' first post (that I can find) was much later, on October 28th.
                            I posted before that, as I was posting here during September 11th. I know I posted when I first registered, which is why I bothered registering in the first place.

                            BUT THAT IS OFF TOPIC FOR THIS THREAD.

                            DD:

                            Well, dad likes:

                            Elvis (sis-in-law got him Elvis-related stuff)
                            Collecting stamps
                            Watching the Weather Channel
                            Playing with his digital camera (mom already got him stuff for that, though)


                            Um...
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #15
                              You know, just because you disagree with the guy is no reason to trash him like this.

                              Who cares if they have similar names. I am still trying to sort out who the various posters with the "the" in their title are.

                              The Diplomat
                              The Viceroy
                              The Templar
                              etc.
                              Only feebs vote.

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