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  • #16
    @Pekka, Asher
    http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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    • #17
      Now when would she use the "IQ minus" button? Do some like their men dumb?
      Lime roots and treachery!
      "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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      • #18
        So she can manipulate him into marrying her so she can divorce him and steal his money and assets.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          I wonder if the He-mote control doubles as a vibrator .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20
            @thread

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            • #21
              for some reason I like Asher's remote control more.

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              • #22
                Then there's the Special Edition remote control.

                extra feature buttons for the DHP (digital husband processor)

                Cook Proof-read thesis "Go down on me"
                Wash Clothes Vacuum/Mop Chick-Flick (currently disabled)
                Clean Bathroom Feed Cat Feed Baby
                Change Diapers (intermittant operation)
                Play Diablo Read to Baby Change Cat Litter (broken)
                Fix computer Fix automobile Fix appliance

                All the buttons of a doctoral widower.
                The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                • #23
                  @ Asher... I want one of those
                  Keep on Civin'
                  RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #24
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                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #25
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                      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                      • #26
                        HIDE THE REMOTE!!!
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #27


                          This thread should be topped!!
                          "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                          "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                          • #28
                            I rather like this model as well...
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                            • #29


                              This thread is hilarious
                              Trying to rehabilitateh and contribuing again to the civ-community

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                              • #30
                                Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                                - Paul Valery

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