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    "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      Something tells me every woman in the world would buy one of these if they could.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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        Who's gonna change the batteries though? Or are you supposed to buy a new one when they are flat?

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          hehehe a new one... one remote is all i can handle at a time
          "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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            I better not let my wife see this, or she's going to want one too
            Keep on Civin'
            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                well ming dear , i just can't imagine she would need one for you
                "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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                  har har har this is so funny cuz it's all about the foibles of married men & women
                  har har har
                  oh that's rich
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #10
                    This is sexist. I think.

                    What? Yes, a bug has crawled up my ass and died. What about it?
                    Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                        You mean they don't all want a pint of New York Super Fudge Chunk?
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          Me. In leopard thong and dancing.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                            -Bokonon

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                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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