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Now when would she use the "IQ minus" button? Do some like their men dumb?Lime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten
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So she can manipulate him into marrying her so she can divorce him and steal his money and assets."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Then there's the Special Edition remote control.
extra feature buttons for the DHP (digital husband processor)
Cook Proof-read thesis "Go down on me"
Wash Clothes Vacuum/Mop Chick-Flick (currently disabled)
Clean Bathroom Feed Cat Feed Baby
Change Diapers (intermittant operation)
Play Diablo Read to Baby Change Cat Litter (broken)
Fix computer Fix automobile Fix appliance
All the buttons of a doctoral widower.
The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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HIDE THE REMOTE!!!I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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