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  • #1

    Happy Holidays!!

    Happy holidays to everyone on Apolyton!



    Enjoy good times with family and friends, and if you believe in Christ, don't forget the reason we celebrate Christmas!

    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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    and if you believe in Christ, don't forget the reason we celebrate Christmas!
    Victory over the Pagans?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      not quite.

      has something to do more with a virgin having a parasite that a deity had inserted into her finally expelled from her body in the presence of bovines.
      B♭3

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      • #4
        Asher!? I thought, uh, nevermind... good to see you back
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

          But I was under the impression that that happened in April.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            of course it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. that's the miracle of it all! that it actually happened?

            i remember reading about a news report they found with the dead sea scrolls, detailing how a tiny, 9-pound man was found lodged in the reproductive tract of a 14 year old virgin. after incarcerating him, they executed him 33 years later for it.
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            • #7
              Clearly the purported "14 year old virgin" is an inbred slut.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Ok -- if you don't believe in Jesus Christ, that's fine -- but is it too hard to show some respect for those who do??
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  How do you show your respect for the Pagans which you've stolen their holiday from?
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    sorry, mrfun.

                    what are you, anyway? you in for midnight mass?
                    B♭3

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                    • #11
                      Ok, first off -- pagans never celebrated the birth of Jesus Christ before he was born.

                      Secondly, I do appreciate some other aspects of Christmas, such as the Christmas tree tradition, and other such customs, that really have come from pagan cultures.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Q Cubed
                        sorry, mrfun.

                        what are you, anyway? you in for midnight mass?
                        I'm a Christian, but as of yet, I have not found a congregation that I can feel welcome, and where I enjoy expressing my belief/faith.

                        I was raised in a Catholic family.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          yeah. i'm still catholic. a lot of the stuff i have no problems with, but some of it, i still haven't reconciled to myself.

                          haven't felt a need to find another church, though.
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                          • #14
                            Well it's the Christians' holiday, at least we should be polite.

                            If not for JC it would be another day at work.
                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #15
                              Mary was raped.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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