Return of the King

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I wonder what they will add on to the extended version of the DVD? I hope they will include the scouring of the shire.

It wasn't even filemd, Dog.

That said, this is one Tolkienite who is glad they didn't put that anticlimatic POS to film.

[Verto]

You will be scourged for such a statement.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Verto
You will be scourged for such a statement.

Bite me. Tolkien wasn't infallible. The Scouring was unnesscery and anticlimatic. I know Tolkien talked alot about how "it was vital" and "Blah , blah, blah", but it wasn't.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Of course it was.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Of course it was.

No, it wasn't. It was banal and boring.

[Verto]

To each their own.

[Lonestar]

Damn straight.

If there was one thing we learned from the LOTR Movie adaptions, it was this:
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HOBBITS ARE GAY!!!!!!

[Verto]

No, we learned that Elijah Wood was a pansy.

[Lonestar]

C'mon....it all ends well. Sam gets Rose, Frodo gets Gandalf, and Merry and Pippin get each other.

[Verto]

Jealous, are we?

[Lonestar]

whine whine

[Verto]

You just want to frolick in the field with Frodo.

[Lonestar]

I wanna "Frolick" with Arwen and Galadriel.

[Verto]

Beh. You can take Galadriel. Who had the brilliant idea of casting such an unattractive person for that role?

[Lonestar]

She's fine looking.