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  • #61
    suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja

    I wonder if this gets me banned.


    Rest assured, I am very tempted. I only regret that Ming could never be explained that, because English doesn't contain nearly enough words to get accross the beauty and elegance of your statement .
    Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
    Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
    I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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    • #62
      - Evade d'bocal (Jar escapee)
      - Rabote de l'encephale (Planed from the encephalon).
      - Rescape d'pillule/capote (Pill/Rubber survivor).
      The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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      • #63
        You have a face made for radio.
        What?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by MrFun
          Slowwhand -- just stick with your favorite one-word insult;

          jackass.
          I can't.
          That bastardly jackass Ming threatened my well-being.
          The punk.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #65
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            I can't.
            That bastardly jackass Ming threatened my well-being.
            The punk.
            That's right
            Keep on Civin'
            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #66
              When God was raining brains you held an umbrella

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              • #67
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                My current favourite is "le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n'est-ce pas?"
                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                -Richard Dawkins

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                • #68
                  You are so stupid, you thought a quarter back was a refund!

                  You are so ugly that when you tried to join an ugly contest they said:"Sorry, no professionals"

                  To all you virgins.....Thanks for NOTHING!

                  Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.

                  Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #69
                    Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

                    You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

                    If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart

                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Ming


                      That's right



                      "I always feel like somebody's watching me,
                      And I have no privacy? (oh oh oh)
                      I always feel like somebody's watching me!
                      Tell me, is it just a dream?"
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #71
                        It's not.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #72
                          When all else fails, you know I'll call you.

                          That was marvellous. Truly you are the finest ornament to our stage.

                          Very few discerning people will ever know the pleasure of your company.
                          "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                          • #73
                            Ya know, I've started threads like this before and the mods have shut them down almost immediately. People like MrFun and Solver have come along and complained and gotten them shut down. But for Slowwhand, the thread stays alive. The mods do play favorites here. The definition of spam here at ACS all depends on who is doing the spamming....

                            I like this thread. I find it entertaining and I am not asking to have it closed. I'm just pointing out the double standard.

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                            • #74
                              I'll bet Oscar Wilde could be mined for some beautiful put-downs.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by SlowwHand


                                I can't.
                                That bastardly jackass Ming threatened my well-being.
                                The punk.
                                Oh -- ok, well then carry on.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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