Insults and Put Downs. Know Any Good Ones?

[SlowwHand]

But you can't put names with them.
That would bring out the toaster.



Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.

A chat with you, and death loses its sting!

He's about as subtle as a chainsaw, but lacking the social grace.

[Nubclear]

American By Birth, Texan By The Grace Of God

[Pekka]

Shut up fattie.

[aaglo]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.

You are as stupid as I look.

[Pekka]

Your father pissed in your mother while making you.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

"You were adopted, you stinking **** ****!"

One my father taught me.

[Chemical Ollie]

I can buy your dad

[chequita guevara]

My favorate is from Cassablanca.

"If I thought about you at all I'd probably hate you."

[Firelad]

Can I put any colourful Russian swearing?

[SlowwHand]

Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?

[Firelad]

suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja

I wonder if this gets me banned.

[PLATO]

I always liked the one that ran around my 5th grade class...

"If you put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB going down a four lane highway!"

Several 'Poly liberals have reminded me of that one...

[Firelad]

what's a bb?

[Chemical Ollie]

Eisa puhua mulkku sussa

That's Finnish

You shall not talk with the **** in your mouth.

[Kaak]

your momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck...

i don't know if momma jokes count, but i think it's funny :-D