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  • Insults and Put Downs. Know Any Good Ones?

    But you can't put names with them.
    That would bring out the toaster.



    Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.

    A chat with you, and death loses its sting!

    He's about as subtle as a chainsaw, but lacking the social grace.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    American By Birth, Texan By The Grace Of God
    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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    • #3
      Shut up fattie.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.

        You are as stupid as I look.
        I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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        • #5
          Your father pissed in your mother while making you.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            "You were adopted, you stinking **** ****!"

            One my father taught me.
            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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            • #7
              I can buy your dad
              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
              Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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              • #8
                My favorate is from Cassablanca.

                "If I thought about you at all I'd probably hate you."
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  Can I put any colourful Russian swearing?
                  Brought to you by Firelad, AKA King of the Fairies

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                  • #10
                    Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

                    I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


                    If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja

                      I wonder if this gets me banned.
                      Brought to you by Firelad, AKA King of the Fairies

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                      • #12
                        I always liked the one that ran around my 5th grade class...

                        "If you put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB going down a four lane highway!"

                        Several 'Poly liberals have reminded me of that one...
                        "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                        • #13
                          what's a bb?
                          Brought to you by Firelad, AKA King of the Fairies

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                          • #14
                            Eisa puhua mulkku sussa

                            That's Finnish

                            You shall not talk with the **** in your mouth.
                            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                            Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                            • #15
                              your momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck...

                              i don't know if momma jokes count, but i think it's funny :-D
                              "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                              "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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