Insults and Put Downs. Know Any Good Ones?

[Thoth]

"You are a convincing argument in favour of abortion"

"Please don't breed"

"I'm sorry, I seem to have seriously overestimated your competence."

"There seems to be a great deal of cranio-rectal convergence going on around here."

[Tuberski]

"You should donate your body to science fiction."

ACK!

[Peter Triggs]

I have, more than once, observed of my younger son's girlfriends:

If tits were brains, she'd have something to be proud of.

[Aramis]

Republican!

[Adam Smith]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
"You were adopted, you stinking **** ****!"

My daughters and other adoptees would fail to see the humor in that.

[Alexander's Horse]

Yeah Laz you bastard.

[MrFun]

Slowwhand -- just stick with your favorite one-word insult;

jackass.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Firelad
suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja

I wonder if this gets me banned.

[Theben]

You're so stupid, when we were in the car and I said 'pop the hood', you started shootin' at the neighbors.

You're so poor, I saw your daddy crawl inside a cardboard box and shout, "Honey, I'm home!"

[Edan]

From Doctor Who:

"You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the brain and the size of the mouth."

[Tingkai]

Ya know, you're the type that always remains cool, calm and collected in the middle of an emergency, but only because you're oblvious to reality.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

The greatest came in an exchange between Jane Harlow and Margot Asquith.

JH- "M.A.R.G.O.T. That's a funny name. How do you say it?"

MA- "The "t" is silent. As in "Harlow"."

[orange]

Originally posted by Pekka
Your father pissed in your mother while making you.

This is one of the funniest insults I have ever heard. I love you Pekka!!

[laurentius]

My all time favourite is from the movie happiness

"You're ****, I'm champaigne"

[Paul Hanson]

"Your momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone directory!"

"Your momma's so fat, the Spanish tried to claim her as the New World!"

And so on...