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chegitz guevara seizes power in U.S.!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Democratic and fair elections held in Iraq- no violence reported.
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Oh, and world peace and an end to famine and hunger, and disease..but those are more in the fantasy category.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I would love there to be no news for once. Nothing happens, nothing changes, the papers are empty, the news channels are switched off.Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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Democratic and fair elections held in Florida - no violence reportedOriginally posted by GePap
Democratic and fair elections held in Iraq- no violence reported.
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!Comment
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-Australians and Americans finally recognise that their governments deliberetly lied to them to start a war'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
- Neal Stephenson, CryptonomiconComment
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God says: "Ok, let's try once more".I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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ALIENS LAND...WILLING TO SHARE TECHNOLOGY
Government predicts end to energy crisis, disease, and hunger."I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003Comment
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I'd prefer to be named world's sexiest man just before I win the lottery. That way I would be sure that people didn't just find me attractive because of my wealth.Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Paul Hanson wins millions on lottery; simultaneously voted "World's Sexiest Man".He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Oops, that could be bad.Originally posted by Alex
God says: "Ok, let's try once more".(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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"Intelligent Life Discovered on Earth"
Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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Intelligent Life Discovered on **** Cheney's head"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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US Republican Party in international conspiracy obtains complete control of world."I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - SlowwhandComment
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Moderatorship is banned in Apolyton - "Let the party begin!", says Zylka.
I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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A new major terrorist attack by Al Qaida... Osama bin Laden giving a rap concert in Hyde Park, broadcast live on all TV channels worldwide.Comment
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