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  • #31
    --Armagedon ( Omg.....no comments needed)
    oh come on Liv Tyler was a babe in that movie!

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    • #32
      Babes do not automaticly make good movies...they only make the movie less boring.

      Spec.
      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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      • #33
        Hey, Asmodean specified --
        Name your "Stupid Movies"

        The kind of movies that most people seem to like, but that you personally think is both a load of crap and totally stupid.
        Let's remember the "most people seem to like" bit, and not let the thread degenerate into slagging on movies that were crap from the get-go.

        Mine --

        --the odd-numbered Star Trek films
        --The Blair Witch Project
        --Matrix Reloaded

        Personally, I thought "Good Will Hunting" was excellent. Good "Bahstahn" culture references, good performances by all primary cast emembers, and a script that hung together pretty well.

        Her performance in this film convinced me that Minnie Driver is an excellent actor.
        Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
        RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Spec
          Babes do not automaticly make good movies...they only make the movie less boring.

          Spec.

          That reminds me of Charlies Angels...

          The first one was boring, but at least there were something to look at...
          The second one was boring, and there weren't much to look at (They were running around in weird costumes all the time)
          This space is empty... or is it?

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          • #35
            Right, beside "Fight Club" (and "the Game"), lessee...

            Reservoir Dogs (incredibly stagey, no plot, way below all other QT films.)

            2001: a space odyssey (Kubrick's low point, awful science-gobledygook-effects-****ery, dated trip scenes, beat-over-the-head christianity.)

            Schindler's List (The holocaust was horrible. Yes Stephen, we know. Yawn.)
            Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
            Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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            • #36
              "5) Any Vin Diesel movie"
              Iron Giant

              "9) Any movie starring a supermodel"
              Freeway (brooke shields)
              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
              Drake Tungsten
              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
              Albert Speer

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              • #37


                I hated Trainspotting, everyone seemed to love it.
                Monkey!!!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
                  Top ten categories of stupid movies:

                  5) Any Vin Diesel movie
                  Including "Saving Private Ryan" ?
                  So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                  Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                  • #39
                    Pulp Fiction. It's just some guys walking around being cool and no real story.
                    So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                    Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
                      Top ten categories of stupid movies:

                      1) Any movie based on a computer game
                      2) Any movie based on an old TV show
                      3) Any movie* based on a Saturday Night Live sketch
                      4) Any movie** that "updates" classic literature by turning it into a teen film
                      5) Any Vin Diesel movie
                      6) Any Pauly Shore movie
                      7) Any John Grisham adaptation
                      8) Any movie starring a pop singer (but not rappers; rappers often make fine actors)
                      9) Any movie starring a supermodel ***

                      and...

                      10) The whole damned "Star Trek" franchise.



                      * except "Wayne's World" or "The Blues Brothers"
                      ** except "Clueless"
                      *** except Kelly Lynch, who's turned out to be an excellent actress
                      those comments (esp. #10) just put you on my ignore list . JK

                      edit: oh I see you made an exception for Wayne's world. That's more like it. Now we just need to fix your ideas about #10.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Spec
                        --Independence Day (Ooooh....America saves the earth and no one else could!! )
                        --Deep blue sea (Super evolved sharks that only live to kill...again )
                        --Armagedon ( Omg.....no comments needed)
                        --Earthcore or some shlt like that (You know that movie that they have to go to the earths core to prevent a cataclysm...... )
                        --Chucky (Who the hell is afraid of a freaking doll!!! )

                        Spec.
                        I think it is time for people to realize that the U.S. is The only country who can save the world

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
                          Pulp Fiction. It's just some guys walking around being cool and no real story.
                          what nobody diss's Pulp Fiction. That movie is the grand daddy of them all.

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                          • #43
                            Sorry, but you're wrong, Diss. I totally agree with Chemical Ollie. I forgot how annoyed I was when I saw it.

                            "Pulp Fiction" was the most disappointing, overhyped movie of its day. I wanted to love it. Sounded like it was right up my alley. But beyond some shock value perhaps, it was all really just a "Travolta's back, and not afraid to be fat" hype. And while I'm a fan, frankly his wasn't even the best performance in the film.

                            Which wasn't even really a good noir.
                            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                            • #44
                              I found the Indiana Jones series, Independance Day, the first Batman movie all to be horrible.
                              He's got the Midas touch.
                              But he touched it too much!
                              Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                                Gladiator. One of the most overhyped and over-adored pieces of crap in recent memory. Forrest Gump is up there, too.
                                Gladiator
                                "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                                Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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