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  • #16
    most movies are stupid.

    I appear to be the only one who thinks spiderman and batman movies are stupid.

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    • #17
      Just like Rudyard Kipling praised for its poetry while actually he spent his life inciting slavery and land stealing from the "barbaric" african tribes
      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

      Asher on molly bloom

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      • #18
        I appear to be the only one who thinks spiderman and batman movies are stupid.

        Certainly not, everyone thinks these are stupid movies so they don't fit this threads bill.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #19
          Eraserhead. I just did not get it at all (zzzzz).
          The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
          And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
          Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
          Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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          • #20
            Top ten categories of stupid movies:

            1) Any movie based on a computer game
            2) Any movie based on an old TV show
            3) Any movie* based on a Saturday Night Live sketch
            4) Any movie** that "updates" classic literature by turning it into a teen film
            5) Any Vin Diesel movie
            6) Any Pauly Shore movie
            7) Any John Grisham adaptation
            8) Any movie starring a pop singer (but not rappers; rappers often make fine actors)
            9) Any movie starring a supermodel ***

            and...

            10) The whole damned "Star Trek" franchise.



            * except "Wayne's World" or "The Blues Brothers"
            ** except "Clueless"
            *** except Kelly Lynch, who's turned out to be an excellent actress
            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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            • #21
              7) Any John Grisham adaptation

              The firm was pretty good.
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              ** except "Clueless"

              AAAAaaarrghhh
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • #22
                Oh, come on; "Clueless" is a trifle, but certainly not stupid; in fact, if you know and love "Emma," it's downright clever -- whereas, if you know and love "Les Liaisons Dangereuses," "Cruel Intentions" is an abomination before God.
                "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                • #23
                  8) Any movie starring a pop singer


                  Quadrophenia
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                  Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by alva
                    8) Any movie starring a pop singer


                    Quadrophenia
                    Well, yes, and for that matter, "The Manchurian Candidate," to say nothing of "A Hard Day's Night." But I assumed we were talking about relatively recent films. Now feel free to defend "Glitter" and "Crossroads".
                    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                    • #25
                      "Good Will Hunting"

                      I actually have no idea what it's about, but the fact that I fell asleep during the film says enough.

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                      • #26
                        "Good Will Hunting"


                        Oh my god...
                        KH FOR OWNER!
                        ASHER FOR CEO!!
                        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                        • #27
                          The third Batman movie -- bad, bad, bad!!!!
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Space05us
                            anything matrix, Star Wars I and II, and anything LOTR
                            Totally agree
                            This space is empty... or is it?

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                            • #29
                              Dumb & Dumber.

                              That is all.
                              CGN | a bunch of incoherent nonsense
                              Chris Jericho: First-Ever Undisputed Champion of Professional Wrestling & God Incarnate
                              Mystique & Aura: Appearing Nightly @ Yankee Stadium! | Red & Pewter Pride
                              Head Coach/General Manager, Kyrandia Dragonhawks (2004 Apolyton Fantasy Football League Champions)

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                              • #30
                                --Independence Day (Ooooh....America saves the earth and no one else could!! )
                                --Deep blue sea (Super evolved sharks that only live to kill...again )
                                --Armagedon ( Omg.....no comments needed)
                                --Earthcore or some shlt like that (You know that movie that they have to go to the earths core to prevent a cataclysm...... )
                                --Chucky (Who the hell is afraid of a freaking doll!!! )

                                Spec.
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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