The Corrupt wish game

[Nubclear]

Granted! (Not really) Stalin killed you instead (not really).

I wish I was in a casino with a million dollars and a bullet proof vest on.

[Space05us]

I wish I was in a casino with a million dollars and a bullet proof vest on.

granted, are wearing a bullet proof vest in a casino that hold millions of dollars in its state of the art vault!

I wish I was a korean squirrel like boshko

[Nubclear]

You are killed by a southerner.

I wish my cat could talk

[Space05us]

I wish my cat could talk

your cat can talk, all the time, and eventually it learns how to pimp you out to old crack addicts.

I wish my first wish had been answered

[Q Classic]

kazaam! too bad you were too near a patrol on the dmz when a mine went off... blasting your tail to the east sea, one eyeball into the yellow sea, and the rest of you to the uchicago campus, where you become known as "stumpy" as you terrorize the students.

i wish i could understand what the lyrics to louie louie were.

[Nubclear]

Granted. Your mother and father die.

I wish that I was having fun right now.

[Space05us]

I wish that I was having fun right now

granted, your hand wonders south and to your horror and pleaseure you find out you are really female. unfortunatly within two days you get your period.

I wish I were "cool"

[Nubclear]

You freeze to death.

I wish my arm didn't hurt right now.

[Q Classic]

granted. you're now participating at both 'poly, something awful, and some undisclosed forums filled with furries and plushies, which you find that you have a bizarre attraction to...

i wish for root/administrative access to every single server in the world.

[Nubclear]

Granted. However now no waiter and waitress will serve you and you gain an international reputation as a pervert.

I wish I became god.

[Space05us]

I wish I became god.

granted, your name is god, all jeudaoraoaora-chritstain groups hate you

I wish I were muslim

[Nubclear]

The United States tortures you for information until you die.

I wish I were named Christian.

[Drake Tungsten]

Granted, but now you're gay like every other man named Christian.

I wish Tass could come up with some interesting corrupt wishes.

[Space05us]

I wish I were named Christian.

your name is now Christian, people call you christ for short and you are soon impaled on a rusty wooden pole on order of the Pope (becuase your acting sucks)


I wish I were Native so I could get all sorts of hand outs

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I wish Tass could come up with some interesting corrupt wishes.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, they all involve communism somehow

I wish I were Native so I could get all sorts of hand outs

You are.....however you also go back in time and get killed by Americans.
Luckily your family gets paid in the future because of that

I wish Drake couldn't eat anything but rice!