DRUNKATHON 2003 - Let the Games BEGIN!

[Pekka]

Chemical Ollie, sure. I don't live in Lappeenranta . You guessed right the first time. But I'll be in Lappeenranta because I've been invited.. and I promised to help in .. how do you say .. when you fix some apartment? Anyway, I'll be helping that, painting, what ever.. lots of things to do there. I get few euros, so that helps me because I'm broke.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka

btw Olaf, you are very skilled reader between the lines .. I think I never actually said it. You are the master.

So I was right after all? You just fooled me into believing you were a student at Lappeenranta Yliopisto (see my mislead post above).

But I've lived in Ã…bo for 2 years, so I know the place. And you have said the following:

1) You live close to Ã…bo/Turkku

2) You are not very good at speaking Swedish. That excludes Ã…bo Akademi and suggests Turkun Yliopisto.

3) You are a student of Computer Science. That suggests Data City in Ã…bo

[Pekka]

Yes. You are more perceptive than the CIA.
No, I go to Lappeenranta to help my buddy to fix his place up. He'll pay me some money, and there should be a girl too.... . So basically I'm taking the next week off, to make some money.

[Pekka]

Oh forgot the update. Beer number 7, here I come.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Fah.

Beer is for girls. I've been drinking wine.

[Pekka]

Beer number 8.. your mine.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Bottle number two. You are soooooo my biitch.

[Immortal Wombat]

ok, I've just downed four shots of vodka to catch up. They'll start to kick in soon.

[Pekka]

Oh yeah oh yeah? Make me .. IT'S TIME .. FOR POWERDRINKING! I'll be downing next two beers FAST.

[Immortal Wombat]

*shot*

[Immortal Wombat]

This'd be much more fun if I was telling the truth.

[Pekka]

I have now drunk 9 beers, and I'm alreadt feeling sick. I'm not that dizzy, I just don't feel good. I'm disappointed at myself. I take little time out and try to come back swinging.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
Yes. You are more perceptive than the CIA...

I really am a spy. Business intelligence is my profession, and I'm very good at it. I've lurked myself into the research centres of several competitors of my company, disguised as an Ã…bo Akademi student, an outsourcing supplier or whatever. I'm also highly skilled in gathering a lot of information from open sources, like the competitors' web sites.

You are one of the few people at Apolyton I have put on my buddies' list. I don't know what it is, but there's some reason I like you even though you are much younger than me. You seem to have an open mind and a cool attitude, combined with some serious concerns about things that really matter, like your family, and you openly share all of those thoughts with us. I like that, so naturally I remember a lot of the things you say.

[Chemical Ollie]

I just mixed a Margaritha for myself, but it was far too much Tequila and to little juice. I think I have to dilute it when I've made some more room in the glass. I have a principle to never drink after midnight, to avoid hangovers and be able to drive a car the day after. I tend to break that principle very often, but now my wife has a fever, so I really have to drive my kids to the swimming pool tomorrow morning. Just 18 minutes to finish this drink...

[Pekka]

Chemical Ollie, Thanks

However now I go to sleep, I don't feel too good. I guess it was that pizza I just ate and then started drinking too many beers right after. What a big anti-climax. Good night everyone, I apologize for my bad performance.