What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
This old lawyer has had more sex than you, useless child, have post count. (add in self service, and I will exceed all but the deities' and some emperors' post counts)

I bet you could beat Ming if you include self service. Or at least beat the meat...

Post count is only a measure of geekieness. Just imagine that pick up line in a bar: - Hey girl, I have 15.000 post on Apolyton, wanna have a good time with me?

Yes, you probably had more sex than my post count. I stopped posting on-topic when I got my custom avatar, but I grew bored of on-topic long before that.


I've probably had more sex than your post count too. All with the same girl, except for some minor errors. 16 years and counting

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


Did I say I supported it? I oppose it! (And by default, anything else you say, redneck )

Redneck?!? You're the one at the Ted Nugent concert!

[Chemical Ollie]

Being in the same place as another person does not make me become him

[JohnT]

Re: What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing?

Originally posted by SlowwHand
It isn't all bald and bulge, and loss of memory.
What do you think will be some positives?

Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity.
Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do.

What do you mean by mature? 30? 50? 80?

[JohnT]

Frankly, being an adult rocks. I'd never go back to my HS or Uni days.

[Dis]

I can honestly say I'm just as immature as I was at age 16. I'm very proud of that fact.

[Lefty Scaevola]

The people who could say "I told you so" to you are mostly died off, leaving just the ones you could say it to.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Re: What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing?

1) Senior discounts.
2) Young nubile women don't consider you a threat anymore and cuddle/hug you all over.
3) You get to drive 70 in a school zone and when the cop pulls you over you just go "Eh? Sorry, ain't got my hearing aid in."

And of course the best one:

4) All the wonderful new noises and smells your body now makes!

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
The people who could say "I told you so" to you are mostly died off, leaving just the ones you could say it to.

Unfortunately, there are always the Apolytonian know-it-alls

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


Lawyers don't get laid...

What about all of that pro bono work?