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  • #31
    Well, since women did all the driving in Matrix Reloaded, I guess we know what happens in Revolution - all the men are gonna die.
    -30-

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    • #32
      An asian woman who didn't speak a bit of English just backed her 2002 Honda Civic into our 2003 Toyota Highlander Limited today. She had such slow reaction speeds that she couldn't break when we honked a second before it happened, and about 1 second after she started ramming us she stopped.

      She caused a lot of damage to her little car, apparently a tiny Civic can't push a large SUV sideways. Her bumper got pushed back quite far into her car, her trunk won't open, and taillights smashed.

      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #33
        Hey! Women are of a superior race, manling!
        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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        • #34
          Hey! Women are of a superior race, manling!


          Your girl looking over your shoulder?
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #35
            Originally posted by rah
            While you can't tell for sure, I'm inclined to believe it.
            Having worked at a gas station before. It is accurate.

            I had a man in a brand new BMW come to the pumps and forget to put the nozzle back.

            That little coupling you see at the end of the hose is designed to break away for just that reason.

            The nozzle also does nasty things to the body around the gas cap.



            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Asher
              An asian woman who didn't speak a bit of English just backed her 2002 Honda Civic into our 2003 Toyota Highlander Limited today. She had such slow reaction speeds that she couldn't break when we honked a second before it happened, and about 1 second after she started ramming us she stopped.

              She caused a lot of damage to her little car, apparently a tiny Civic can't push a large SUV sideways. Her bumper got pushed back quite far into her car, her trunk won't open, and taillights smashed.

              You just had to mention that it was 2003 and "Limited" didn't you?
              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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              • #37
                capitalist pig

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                • #38
                  He is decadent. He is not a good comrade.
                  "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                  Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
                    You just had to mention that it was 2003 and "Limited" didn't you?
                    It shows aggravation that a $55,000 car was rammed by a ditz with her heads in the clouds.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      i told you they were terrorists
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Asher

                        It shows aggravation that a $55,000 car was rammed by a ditz with her heads in the clouds.
                        You just had to mention the price, too, didn't you?

                        You act way to masculine for a gay guy.
                        "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                        Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                        • #42
                          I know, it surprises everyone.

                          I am a prized possession in the gay community, since the ultimate boy is the straight boy I'm the next best thing.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #43
                            GODDAMN ****ING SPELLING!!

                            That's the second time that I didn't add the extra "o" onto "too."

                            I am a prized possession in the gay community, since the ultimate boy is the straight boy I'm the next best thing.
                            Watch out. MrFun will call you an Uncle Tom.
                            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                            • #44
                              I didn't notice you spelled it that way!
                              I can't believe I replied to that piece of **** post!
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                Wow, I got really worked up about that, didn't I?
                                "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                                Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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