Translating Womanese

[Bosh]

Update: am currently looking for a job closer to above woman.
Was a good weekend, a very very good weekend

[Drake Tungsten]

Was a good weekend, a very very good weekend

Good to hear.

[st_swithin]

Did you ever find out what you were supposed to tell her?

[Skanky Burns]

What do you call couples that practice the rhythm method?

Parents.

[Bosh]

I think she just wanted me to say something really really gushy since she hasn't been able to talk to me for several days due to cellphone problems on my end. Things got straightened out

[st_swithin]

Kudos.

Given enough time, even a rock will become a grain of sand.