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  • Translating Womanese

    You have something to tell me.


    Any ideas? I'm pretty monumentally bad at this sort of thing.
    Stop Quoting Ben

  • #2
    She thinks she's busted you for something.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Sloww could very well be right.
      If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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      • #4
        Or perhaps she wants you to tell her that you love her?
        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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        • #5
          If it's who I think it is remember that in Korea women get married FAST and YOUNG.......(eeek)

          In general she may be hinting that you need to say 'I love you' in a more obvious, sappier ,painful,way?
          "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
          "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
          "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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          • #6
            Divorced twice by the same woman? I KNOW I'm right.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              How good is her English? Hopefully bad, as this isn't a good sign if she said what she meant to...

              edit: Her English can't be worse than mine.
              KH FOR OWNER!
              ASHER FOR CEO!!
              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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              • #8
                You need to upgrade her with the latest Firaxis patch.

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                • #9
                  Divourced twice by the same woman...(sniff) that sounds like true love by my families standards.......

                  Did you really love her (If I may ask)?
                  "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                  "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                  "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                  • #10
                    **** Firaxis.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      She thinks she's busted you for something.
                      Don't think so because:
                      A. Wasn't a suspicious tone of voice.
                      B. I didn't do anything bust-worthy (except have a cellphone whose ringer got turned off somehow and which has a korean interface that made it impossible to turn it back over a period in which she apparently called me several times).
                      C. If I did it is impossible for her to bust me if I did anything (due to me being 80 minutes by bus plus some on the subway from where she lives).

                      Or perhaps she wants you to tell her that you love her?
                      Seems possible.

                      If it's who I think it is remember that in Korea women get married FAST and YOUNG.......(eeek)
                      It is. Remember the other week when she asked us what half Korean/half white kids look like? That and her absolute faith in the rythm method scare Boshko slightly.

                      In general she may be hinting that you need to say 'I love you' in a more obvious, sappier ,painful,way?
                      Sounds about right. Any advice?

                      How good is her English? Hopefully bad, as this isn't a good sign if she said what she meant to...
                      She teaches english.
                      Stop Quoting Ben

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                      • #12
                        A. Wasn't a suspicious tone of voice.
                        B. I didn't do anything bust-worthy (except have a cellphone whose ringer got turned off somehow and which has a korean interface that made it impossible to turn it back over a period in which she apparently called me several times).
                        C. If I did it is impossible for her to bust me if I did anything (due to me being 80 minutes by bus plus some on the subway from where she lives).


                        As if any of that matters!

                        You did something you shouldn't of or didn't do something that you should of. Just face the music and dance.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Remember the other week when she asked us what half Korean/half white kids look like? That and her absolute faith in the rythm method scare Boshko slightly.


                          If you love her: start saving!
                          If you don't love her: start running!
                          If you're not sure: make up your mind. fast.

                          Also, don't take the advice of internet geeks.

                          You really should try and educate her about that rhythm method nonsense, though. I assume you already know that though.
                          If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                          • #14
                            She teaches english.


                            Oh, you're ****ed buddy. Good luck.
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • #15
                              "Also, don't take the advice of internet geeks. "

                              AMEN!

                              err...except for that part...
                              "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                              "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                              "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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