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Yes, Americans controls the oil.. but soon.. we control the water! Listen all, this is important. Start sending me gifts, I accept money orders, pay pal, checks, flowers, electronics, gold and weaponry. So when the water runs out, I'll be giving you good deals and all that.
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"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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i seem to remember antimatter going for a couple trillion per gramWhen the stars threw down their spears,
and water'd heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
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I'd say Einsteins semen. Now that would be pretty expensive.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I wonder what the shipping instructions would be for that?i seem to remember antimatter going for a couple trillion per gramI came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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Osama bin Laden would fetch a tidy sum.Comment
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Gods DNA. I officially declare myself the winner. Name something more expensive than that.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'm just crazy about saffron, and saffron's crazy about meSaffron is one of the most expensive substanes there is by weight.
I have a friend who sells cow semen, and makes a lot from doing so... I don't think it is $900/gram though.I'd say Einsteins semen. Now that would be pretty expensive.
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God's other DNA. His spare one. The one he keeps in good condition while using your rubbishy version for everyday use. The one he takes when he's going to a party. It's pretty much the same, but with more spangles.Originally posted by Pekka
Gods DNA. I officially declare myself the winner. Name something more expensive than that.
Mind you, since you can't see DNA anyway, and no-one can see God then you'd be referring us to an invisible portion of an invisible entity. Besides, I don't believe in DNA.
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Tex is right for a change.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Water.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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our precious american bodily fluids.
have you ever wondered why i only drink rainwater and grain alcohol?B♭3Comment
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No... Why would I?have you ever wondered why i only drink rainwater and grain alcohol?Comment
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He's in rehab. No joke he really is...Originally posted by MrFun
Yeah . . .
where is Zylka when you need his "expert" information?
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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That's probably a good thing.Originally posted by Oerdin
He's in rehab. No joke he really is...I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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The one sad thing about Zylka getting into rehab is that we won't have any more of his threads that start with:
You ever wake up one day and can't remember what you did for the past week, but are sure it involved paintaball, dung chucking, and a wedding?Comment
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this is so much a bigger deal than global warming (I don't know about your numbers, but water is a much bigger deal)Originally posted by SlowwHand
Unless something is done, the earth will run out of fresh water in about 25 years.
Yeah, I know. I was astounded by the report also.
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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