Apolyton Knife Thread

[monkspider]

I have a buck ****ing knife.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Boshko
I have a very nice kitchen knife. I call it Carrot Bane, no carrot has survived it yet.

[The Mad Monk]

There is no obvious response.

[Kropotkin]

A knife-tread? And I though there already where a club-thread for finns...

[The Mad Monk]

Knife-tread? Is that like a toe spike?

[laurentius]

Oh yes there is Mad Monk, there is one 3xtremely lame responce...

[Drake Tungsten]

Why a spoon?

[The Mad Monk]

Was that it?

[Drake Tungsten]

Why a spoon?

Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more!

[Sikander]

Originally posted by DaShi
Kendo is better. Who wants to spend their time groping sweaty guys all day?

They aren't all guys in my experience.

[Drake Tungsten]

Damn, Sikander just inadvertantly located a flaw in my judo-taking plans. The last thing I need is to provide my female students with another opportunity to grope me.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Damn, Sikander just inadvertantly located a flaw in my judo-taking plans. The last thing I need is to provide my female students with another opportunity to grope me.

Maybe I can stand in for you. I'm sure that I can take a little peril. In fact a bit of peril might be just the thing for me.

[Drake Tungsten]

You say that now, but you'll be singing a different tune once the keisatsu come looking for you.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
You say that now, but you'll be singing a different tune once the keisatsu come looking for you.

Perhaps the Volga Boatmen's song, I always like that one.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'll try to learn that one.

Anyway, I'm off to get drunk. Have a nice Friday.