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  • #16
    Republicans eat babies, Democrats eat foetuses.
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #17
      that's it, more precise you cannot get

      in Germany, every party is democratic, and the republican party is neonazi

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MikeH
        Republicans eat babies, Democrats eat foetuses.


        It's funny 'cos it's true.
        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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        • #19
          Democrats tax and spend
          Republicans borrow and spend

          Democrats can't stand knowing someone out there is making more money than them
          Republicans can't stand knowing someone out there is having more fun than them.

          Democrats want government to be our Mommy
          Republicans want government to be our Daddy

          Democrats steal from others in the name of morality
          Republicans assault others in the name of morality

          Democrats tax people into poverty to help them
          Republicans cage people to help them

          Democrats say they believe in freedom
          Republicans say they believe in freedom

          Democrats are liars
          Republicans are liars

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          • #20
            Originally posted by MikeH
            Republicans eat babies, Democrats eat foetuses.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #21
              How about:

              Democrats look towards the future,
              Republicans yearn for the past,
              But neither are too great with the present...
              Good = Love, Love = Good
              Evil = Hate, Hate = Evil

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              • #22
                Democrats want government to be our Mommy
                Republicans want government to be our Daddy
                ...and Libertarians want to kill Mommy and Daddy so they can stay up all night and play with matches.
                "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                • #23
                  i like libertarians.
                  B♭3

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                  • #24
                    ...and Libertarians want to kill Mommy and Daddy

                    I think this was quite sufficient, Stefu.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      i like matches

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                      • #26
                        especially when matches light up libertarians.
                        B♭3

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                        • #27
                          WARNING - TO ALL SPAMMERS

                          This is NOT a serious thread... anybody that thinks it is, and tries to actually carry on a real serious discussion on this subject will be taken out and shot. So... all you serious posters, don't even think of bringing your brand of posting to this thread...

                          YOU GOT THAT!

                          And to all the others that have gotten into the true spirit of this thread.... carry on.
                          Keep on Civin'
                          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #28
                            Democrats are corporate whores, just like the Republicans, but they feel guilty about it. Republicans don't. Also, Democrats sell out for less, I think.
                            "When all else fails, a pigheaded refusal to look facts in the face will see us through." -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett

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                            • #29
                              Shouldn't that read:

                              ENCOURAGEMENT - TO ALL SPAMMERS
                              If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                              • #30
                                Republicans are Moderators, Democrats are banned for 3 days.
                                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                                We've got both kinds

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