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  • I need a Chinese speaker

    I need some image text copied into actual text.







    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    Traditional Chinese, please.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Well, can't type chinese on this computer, so if for some nice reason you can give me $150 CDN for a wan card for the school network, all the power to you.

      *how the hell do you type big5 on xwindows anyway*

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      • #4
        How should I know? If I knew what it said, I could use one of those English to Chinese translators, then post it back here to see if it makes sense. (Providing I can get big5 or unicode to work).
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          Which bits of those image texts do you need? Just the big characters on the left?
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #6
            using one of those english to chinese translators?



            ok.

            B♭3

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            • #7
              1.
              精心配搭,讓心情起飛
              2.
              我的驗配經驗
              常見問題
              進入
              3.
              鏈接至其他網站
              學校
              專業組織
              進入
              4.
              產品技術參數
              ACUVUE®拋棄型隱形眼鏡
              進入
              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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              • #8
                That will be US$250. The bill is in the mail.

                [Some of the translation is not that hot]
                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                • #9
                  he might only be able to read it if he has ie6+/winxp, or ie 5+ with the chinese language packs.
                  B♭3

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                  • #10
                    No, the bill is in English.

                    Oh, you mean the characters?
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      I can read the characters.

                      Sheh sheh.


                      And one more (for now).
                      Last edited by chequita guevara; October 2, 2003, 10:17.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        Two more: (don't need the English parts)



                        Last edited by chequita guevara; October 3, 2003, 10:33.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          The first one:

                          關閉
                          Can't see the other two. Looks foobared.

                          Edit: Ah, I see that you were trying to link to an IP address of 10.x.x.x over the Internet. You can't, these addresses are martians, i.e. private IP addresses that routers filter out.
                          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                          • #14
                            I think a lot of companies make their speakers in China, now.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                              i.e. private IP addresses that routers filter out.


                              Fixed 'em.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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