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Research in academia sounds good.
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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It is a statistical fact that Jennifer Garner is hotter than Renee Zellweger, in addition to having a less difficult name. It's been tested by scientists with thermometers.Originally posted by monolith94
"Anyway, go for the gold. Settle for no less than Jennifer Garner in your fantasizing."
What sort of person do you think I am??? I'm not a new zealander!!!
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I just want an EXTREME(tm) job. But this should be pretty easy, since everything from processors to corn snacks to jello to cardboard is EXTREME.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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I think I know who Renee Zellwegger is, but who's Jennifer Garner?
Why settle for Columbia? Isn't there anything available at Yale?-30-Comment
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I'd like to be the guy who test-sleeps the beds at the bed factory.
I think sleeping is the only thing in the world that I would love to do, even though I had to do it.
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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Now I really now your a womaI think I know who Renee Zellwegger is, but who's Jennifer Garner?
Jennifer Garner is on Alias and was on, uh, Catch Me if You Cas as the hooker, yeah
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You're just getting over insomnia, aren't you?
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Write reports about the qualities of the beds, of course.Originally posted by st_swithin
You're just getting over insomnia, aren't you?
So what'd you do while you weren't sleeping?
Naturally I'd end up having to re-test-sleep most of them
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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I want to be an EXTREME(tm) porn star. (Surrounded by all those babes! )
Then again, I'm supposing about 3 billion other people want to be that too
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I hear there's an opening as Ron Jeremy.-30-Comment
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What's EXTREME? - scat, piss, torture, that kind of thing?Originally posted by mrmitchell
I want to be an EXTREME(tm) porn star.Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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These days, it's probably doing missionary work for about 2 minutes, then the guy goes away and the girl lies in bed crying.
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Yeah...he be da scatmanOriginally posted by Osweld
What's EXTREME? - scat, piss, torture, that kind of thing?
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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You should be careful what you wish for.Originally posted by Japher
It would be a foot in the door
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