My ideal job....

[Q Classic]

what kind of cheese?

and will it go well with port or sherry?

[GePap]

But I am closer, HAHA

[GePap]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
what kind of cheese?

and will it go well with port or sherry?

but that is all I will say.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm in an exotic and romantic locale. How do you like them apples?

[Q Classic]

but that is all I will say.

as long as it's not bleu cheese.

[GePap]

I live in the BIg Apple, and I don;t get any quakes either..

How do you like them .... skyscrappers?

Oh, asnd I am closer to her

[Drake Tungsten]

If there was a quake, I might have to hold her to calm her down.

[GePap]

Probably the other way around farmboy...when was the last quake in Nebraska? 2346 b.c.?

Though I guess the other way aorund is not bad either....

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Q Cubed

but that is all I will say.

as long as it's not bleu cheese.

Hanging around with girls like that the cheese might not be the only thing which turns blue.

[GePap]

Girls? you pedophile! I hang out with women.

[Drake Tungsten]

Probably the other way around farmboy...when was the last quake in Nebraska? 2346 b.c.?

1906, smart ass.

The last significant earthquake was recorded in 1906 near Wamego.

In January of that year, a strong shock affected an area of about 10,000 square miles in Kansas, Missouri and Nebraska, according to the National Earthquake Information Center. Chimneys were thrown down, and some cracks in walls were observed at Manhattan. Houses and buildings vibrated at Topeka, where a loud roaring sound also was heard.

Some towns reported feeling two or three shocks. A series of small aftershocks of the Jan. 7 earthquake were felt in Manhattan, the last being reported Jan. 23.

http://www.kstatecollegian.com:16080/stories/042402/new_damproject.shtml

Though I guess the other way aorund is not bad either....

Indeed, although I don't think a British person is any more prepared for an earthquake than I am. We'd probably end up holding each other.

[GePap]

Damn kansas people stealing our names! We should sue Kansas..and by jove we would win too! On the toher hand, that would means taking over Kansas.......... nah, lest not.

So you go to a country of 120 million Japanese, for a Brit? You know you could have done that here, no?

[Drake Tungsten]

I don't think my chances of nailing Rachel Weisz are really any different here than they were in America, so it wasn't really high on the "reasons for going" list.

[Rogan Josh]

Originally posted by st_swithin
Why settle for Columbia? Isn't there anything available at Yale?

Funnily enough, there is:

http://www.yale.edu/physics/positions/index.html

But Yale is a bit crap at theoretical high energy physics (and it is not in the nicest of areas). I'll probably still apply though.

[Odin]

I would be a top Paleontologist or Evolutionary Biologist at a top college.