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  • #31
    Research in academia sounds good.
    "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
    -Bokonon

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    • #32
      Originally posted by monolith94
      "Anyway, go for the gold. Settle for no less than Jennifer Garner in your fantasizing."
      What sort of person do you think I am??? I'm not a new zealander!!!
      It is a statistical fact that Jennifer Garner is hotter than Renee Zellweger, in addition to having a less difficult name. It's been tested by scientists with thermometers.
      What does New Zealand have to do with anything though?
      1011 1100
      Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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      • #33
        Jennifer Garner is secretly a sheep.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #34
          I just want an EXTREME(tm) job. But this should be pretty easy, since everything from processors to corn snacks to jello to cardboard is EXTREME.
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #35
            I think I know who Renee Zellwegger is, but who's Jennifer Garner?

            Why settle for Columbia? Isn't there anything available at Yale?
            -30-

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            • #36
              I'd like to be the guy who test-sleeps the beds at the bed factory.

              I think sleeping is the only thing in the world that I would love to do, even though I had to do it.

              Asmodean
              Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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              • #37
                I think I know who Renee Zellwegger is, but who's Jennifer Garner?
                Now I really now your a woma

                Jennifer Garner is on Alias and was on, uh, Catch Me if You Cas as the hooker, yeah
                Monkey!!!

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                • #38
                  You're just getting over insomnia, aren't you?

                  So what'd you do while you weren't sleeping?
                  -30-

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by st_swithin
                    You're just getting over insomnia, aren't you?

                    So what'd you do while you weren't sleeping?
                    Write reports about the qualities of the beds, of course.

                    Naturally I'd end up having to re-test-sleep most of them

                    Asmodean
                    Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                    • #40
                      I want to be an EXTREME(tm) porn star. (Surrounded by all those babes! )

                      Then again, I'm supposing about 3 billion other people want to be that too
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • #41
                        I hear there's an opening as Ron Jeremy.
                        -30-

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by mrmitchell
                          I want to be an EXTREME(tm) porn star.
                          What's EXTREME? - scat, piss, torture, that kind of thing?
                          Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                          Do It Ourselves

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                          • #43
                            These days, it's probably doing missionary work for about 2 minutes, then the guy goes away and the girl lies in bed crying.

                            Or so I've heard.
                            -30-

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Osweld


                              What's EXTREME? - scat, piss, torture, that kind of thing?
                              Yeah...he be da scatman

                              Asmodean
                              Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Japher
                                It would be a foot in the door
                                You should be careful what you wish for.
                                -30-

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