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  • #16
    I don't really care about the tiger, but what the hell were they doing 'having a party in Baghdad Zoo'?

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    • #17
      You have to have culture to respect culture.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Oerdin
        Maybe the tiger had oil.
        So Exxon was behind it all.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by paiktis22
          You have to have culture to respect culture.
          Bacteria have cultures too.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #20
            DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS!
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              See? Even bacteria can develop one.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by paiktis22
                See? Even bacteria can develop one.
                So obviously, they're not all that great.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  That's the defining difference between the two. One will develop culture.

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                  • #24
                    Yogurt has active cultures. Can you say that?
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #25
                      Active and its own. Can you say that?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS!

                        And follow your own advice for once

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                        • #27
                          A friend of mine once worked for the San Diego Zoo. She was feeding the lions one day, and got just a little too close, and the lion reached out an snagged her sneaker with a claw (missing her fortunately). For the next couple seconds she and the lion were playing tug of war to see who would get my friend's foot (she was being helped by another animal feeder, cuz a single human's no match for a lion). Then the sneaker came off. The lion chewed on that for a while and my friend quit immediately.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Doesn't "Osama" mean "eye of the tiger" ?

                            The soldier can claim he was just following orders & captured 2 osama(s). It would be as good as any other American explination as to why they are in Iraq.
                            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                            • #29
                              Poor tiger its last meal was the nasty fingers of a dumbass american.
                              "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                              • #30
                                I do feel bad for the tiger, but that's life. The tiger met a bigger badass than she was, the US military.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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