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Sorry, don't have my puffy shirt back from the dry cleaners.
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This is like, so LAST WEEK!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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What Che? You gonna be gagged with a spoon now?
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Somewhere in the background I can here a rousing rendition of "Johnny Are You Queer?" gaining strength...Comment
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"Everybody run!! The homecoming queen's got a gun!!"-30-Comment
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That was you, wasn't it?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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