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Adam had 3 wives, BTW - Eve was the third. The first was Lilith, but she managed to get away. The second one didn't get a name, because when Adam saw her all formed out of bones and guts and stuff, he didn't say a word to her, he just rejected her outright (hypocritical basturd). The Bible doesn't mention if the feelings were reciprocated.
Finally Eve came along, and they had a perfect intellectual match - Adam ran around giving everything names, and Eve ran after Adam learning all those names so she could try to figure out what the heck he was talking about.
Makes for a bunch of good begats. Cain and Abel were ESPECIALLY interesting. Natural fvcking selection - that's what I think it's all about.
Personally, I think Lilith said it best when she told Adam, "Look, I think you're really nice and all, but you're really not my type. Wanna be friends?"
Finally Eve came along, and they had a perfect intellectual match - Adam ran around giving everything names, and Eve ran after Adam learning all those names so she could try to figure out what the heck he was talking about.
Makes for a bunch of good begats. Cain and Abel were ESPECIALLY interesting. Natural fvcking selection - that's what I think it's all about.
Personally, I think Lilith said it best when she told Adam, "Look, I think you're really nice and all, but you're really not my type. Wanna be friends?"
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