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  • #16
    Originally posted by Albert Speer
    LTEC:

    i know Caesar salad/dressing was not named after a Roman Caesar... but take Newman's Own Dressing where the Caesar dressing got a picture of paul newman wearing laurel leaves...
    Ahhh, that is called MARKETING.
    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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    • #17
      The Aztec two-step.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        It's from drinking Mexican water, not spicy food, Woman.
        Lots of gringos who don't drink the water get it, then whine that a drop of water must have got on the little piece of shredded lettuce in that thingy they ate with all the habaneros and chipotle sauce after they did ten tequila shots to try to prove their manhood.
        When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          It's from drinking Mexican water, not spicy food, Woman.
          The water is fine, just don't be a dumbass and drink it out of the faucet.
          Same thing than when you drink from a river, you dring from the upstream or the downstream? talking cowboy term so we can communicate.
          Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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          • #20
            Sloww is a real cowboy. He always takes care of his horse first.
            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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            • #21
              HI Alexander!!
              Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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              • #22
                How is diarrhea incompatible with manhood ? Heck, it should be an initiation rite to manhood !
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #23
                  As long as they leave their money down here, their crap up there, and don't get ahead of me at the border crossing, they can do whatever they want.

                  (can't wait for the end of pinche turista season)
                  When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by LTEC!
                    The water is fine, just don't be a dumbass and drink it out of the faucet.
                    If you can't drink from the faucet, the water is not fine.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
                      Lots of gringos who don't drink the water get it, then whine that a drop of water must have got on the little piece of shredded lettuce in that thingy they ate with all the habaneros and chipotle sauce after they did ten tequila shots to try to prove their manhood.
                      I don't drink the water, but I eat the habañeros. I've never had a problem, except the beer not hitting my lips fast enough.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Spoken like a true gringo.

                        (dont get out of the states)
                        Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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                        • #27
                          San Diego (and most southern California) tapwater has calcium salts and is chlorinated a bit less than your average well-maintained swimming pool. Yep, I'll have tapwater.

                          Down here, there's a billion bottled water places where you can bring your own 5 gallon jugs and get them cleaned and refilled with softened RO water that actually tastes good and has far less crap in it than US (AWWA standards) tapwater. Cost is 4.5-7 pesos per 5 gallons (roughly 45-70 cents).

                          There are areas of Mexico where tapwater is naturally good (wells located in sandstone or limestone aquifer areas, so naturally filtered), so people don't bother with bottled water that much, despite how cheap it is.

                          Most of the country, bottled water is so cheap and quality so much better than any mass treatment of piped water, that people wouldn't drink the tapwater no matter what utility scale treatment it was given.

                          It's entertaining to hear all the pinche turista myths - about having to brush your teeth in beer (just drink it, nobody here is counting ), how you can't wash your hands in tapwater, make sure you don't get any in your mouth when you shower, blah blah blah.
                          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                          • #28
                            I know most people only know Caesar from the casinos and the salad...
                            Ceaser Chavez? The Mexican Labor Union Leader or the boxer?

                            When I'm in Mexico the only water I drink is Mexican Water (a.k.a. Tequila)! No revenge yet...
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              Last time I was in Mexico, the hotel invited everybody not to brush teeth with tap water... I didn't follow the advice, yet I'm not dead (I can't even remind having a turista).

                              How come ?
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #30
                                Mexican water is aguardiente.(alcoholized)
                                and thats nasty!!!
                                Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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